Uncle Bud

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:50 pm

Hedge, I vaguely remember calling you a cuck over some known dalliance by the misses. Memory fades.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:13 pm

Well, what's good for the gander is good for the goose, I guess. My main complaint is that I am not afforded the same courteous latitude and lack of hysterics and recriminations as I so generously demonstrated in that case, although my largesse was probably at least somewhat attributable to the narcotics jag of which I was in the midst at the moment, which said jag was her claimed excuse for the treason. But maybe she just wanted to get fucked on a yacht...

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:14 pm

You need to bring up her indiscretion in defense.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:28 pm

Already tried that, she blamed it on me...

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:35 pm

And you allowed that?

Cuck.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:36 pm

Blame any dalliance you have on her.

Sauce for the goose, as you said earlier.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:09 pm

I suspect blaming the wronged party is a very common tactic. At the very least it's a nearly universal excuse, at least in the wrong-doers own mind. At any rate, I prefer to conduct my dalliances in private...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:12 pm

"And you allowed that?"

You're mistaking either largesse or cowardice for indifference. I didn't even care enough to pretend to care. If anything, had I been there, I might have liked to watch...

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:38 pm

That’s the spirit.

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:32 pm

Good for you, hedge.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:39 am

switching what I eat over to getting away from starches , lightening up on dairy, going in heavier on fruit/vegetables has totally changed my poops now

I'm straight up soft serve ice cream now. Its like 90 seconds start to finish.

between this and being able to eat pizza, tacos and cheeseburgers, I'd rather need a popsicle stick

but I'll try to stick with it.

crashcourse · Post by **crashcourse** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:24 am

much more hedges milf yacht talk

much less ecats bowel habits

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:59 am

that kind of variety is the rich tapestry of life.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:12 am

I would think the fiber in fruits and vegetables would solidify things, not the opposite...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:18 am

I dunno, maybe eating 1.5 pounds of cut watermelon and cantaloupe each morning is dramatically increasing my water intake.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:41 pm

You must be paying big bucks for watermelon in Ohio in March

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:45 pm

Supposedly watermelon rind is natures viagra...

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/320440.php

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:34 pm

Saint wrote:You must be paying big bucks for watermelon in Ohio in March

you know me better than that

The local Meijer sells day old cut fruit for half price so I get a large container...usually about $2.30

A large coke zero and a junior breakfast burrito from Sonic is $2.35 so its about a wash - so I replace 1 $13 a week habit with another.

except I fucking hate eating fruit every day

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:42 pm

That's still fancy Dan territory. I hate cutting up fruit but it's much cheaper than buying it already schliiiiiiiiced up fer ye. Watermelon is by far my favorite fruit and I eat it constantly during the summer.

I just ate for lunch spicy ramen noodles that I put a few frozen($5 bag from Walmart) shrimp in. With a glass of Pepsi. Now I'm eating a bowl of churro cinnamon toast crunch with milk. Still drinking Pepsi

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:05 pm

Saint wrote:That's still fancy Dan territory. I hate cutting up fruit but it's much cheaper than buying it already schliiiiiiiiced up fer ye. Watermelon is by far my favorite fruit and I eat it constantly during the summer.

I just ate for lunch spicy ramen noodles that I put a few frozen($5 bag from Walmart) shrimp in. With a glass of Pepsi. Now I'm eating a bowl of churro cinnamon toast crunch with milk. Still drinking Pepsi

I told my wife I couldn't take on a $5 a day habit and she was telling me it was worth it to shed that weight, but even that $13 a week or whatever it is, I cut back in other places to make up for it. Now I bring a .67 can of tuna with a mayo and relish packet from the work cafeteria, crumble up two potato chips to give it some texture and eat it out of the bowl for lunch.

livin the dream

also no more alcohol or soft drinks - just bottled water at work or filtered water at home.

I figure if I type it out here I'll be more dedicated to sticking with it.

I hurt my shoulder on the rowing machine so I'd had to lay off for a few days. Still hurts after a week.

you don't know how jealous I was of you going to a cake walk

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