The Goat Pen

Merry Christmas. Arrived home last night from a week long roadtrip that had my son and I attending an NBA game (Toronto), an NHL game (Pittsburgh), an NFL game (also Pittsburgh), and a visit to the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown. The only regret was the NBA game, it sucked.

Couple things that have been grinding my gears this week.

#1 Gay people. Nothing against 'em. People can do wtf they want. Don't care. But why do they have to be so gd happy all the time? It's not natural, brahs.

#2 What the hell is an "introvert"? Apparently I can't say anything to my oldest ever because he's got this full immunity card he plays and I can't do a gd thing about it. When did this shit even start? Sucks to be me. fml.

“Sucks to be me.”

Truest thing you’ve ever posted..

Dubai Porta Potty



Give a Shiek $100,000,000 in oil money and (of course) he'll import a size 2 Instagram model to fly 1st class from New York, LA, London, Paris, Las Vegas, to Dubai on his dime so he can fuck her in the ass.

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Because of my work and kids, my wife and I haven't been on a vacation with just the two of us in a long time. Now, with me retiring, I have more time on my hands so we went to Amelia Island for three days and I realized I need to start getting too busy because of work again...

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Heading to Costa Rica tomorrow morning. I might post late in the evening if I weary from my day seeing sloths and of ziplining.

I hope your zipline fails & you plunge to your demise.

Perish the thought

Perish. Period.

You have a serious social problem. Wishing for someone to die, someone you have never met, will never meet, has no impact on your life, looks at you with a feeling of pure indifference, that is a major problem for you. If my posts in this forum cause you this much pain, I think you may need to get some help.

Snap goes the zipline.

I found Saint.

That guy was like "Oooo, yes... yes, yes, yes... where are the officers..."

No real evidence of brutality, brah. Please do try harder in the future. We're counting on you.

Dude's getting shanked but there's no real evidence. Are you that fucking stupid?

OTOH there’s plenty of evidence that you’ve eaten a dick or two over the years.