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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:24 pm
by hedge
"Yeah, no detergent on a seasoned cast iron skillet. Scrape the gunk off, rinse, pat dry."

Stu is forced to do all the cooking and cleaning at his house, even though his wife doesn't work. I'm sure she has him cleaning according to her standards and methods, so let him do the dishes however he wants. It's the last sliver of household authority he's got...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:12 pm
by crotch

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:46 pm
by Saint
Says the guy who probably can't figure out how to work his high-tech cellular telephone

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:08 pm
by Jungle Rat
Exactly

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:18 am
by eCat
so back in the late 70's, early 80's, my hometown didn't have many options for fast food. When you lived 17 miles from the closest fast food place, I think you put much more value on the food than you really should have. A case in point here is the Dairy Queen pizza. People raved about this pizza. I can't recall if I ever had it but something about going to a dairy queen to buy a pizza never made sense to me.

So on facebook, they have this Paducah page where people try to recapture their glory days and I found this gem

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That has to be the worst fucking pizza recipe I've ever read.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:27 am
by sardis
Braaaaazzzziieer Food

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:17 pm
by hedge
I love those names...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:20 pm
by hedge
I'm sure Paducah lips barely move when they speak the name of Jill Wurth Faughn. A community of leering ventriloquists...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:30 pm
by eCat
hedge wrote:I'm sure Paducah lips barely move when they speak the name of Jill Wurth Faughn. A community of leering ventriloquists...

with shitty pizza in the 80's

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:34 am
by Jungle Rat
Works for me.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:36 am
by eCat
read the comments on this fine product

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Miste ... geNumber=1

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 6:43 pm
by hedge

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 10:51 pm
by eCat
thats awesome

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:37 am
by hedge
I like how he pulled the medical angle at first, but then basically copped to mostly doing it when he was sitting around with Willie Nelson and playing poker with the guys...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 7:09 am
by Jungle Rat
Some dude at Hobby Lobby tried to take a pic up my daughters dress yesterday (she was wearing shorts under). She figured it out beforehand and when he bent down she turned around and went Bruce Lee on his face knocking out a tooth. Dude ran but some lady tackled him like Vontez Burfect. Other dudes held him down. Dumbass kept apologizing. My daughter is a bad ass

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 7:40 am
by hedge
I guess that's one benefit of having a perv for a dad, you know what to look out for...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 8:26 am
by Jungle Rat
Exactly

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 4:57 pm
by Saint
Did you get the camera? Post the pics or it didnt happen

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 6:20 pm
by Jungle Rat
Dude killed himself today. Obviously the search warrent for his for his computer was enough. He had an end game plan. Sad.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 7:27 pm
by eCat
wow