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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:24 pm

"Yeah, no detergent on a seasoned cast iron skillet. Scrape the gunk off, rinse, pat dry."

Stu is forced to do all the cooking and cleaning at his house, even though his wife doesn't work. I'm sure she has him cleaning according to her standards and methods, so let him do the dishes however he wants. It's the last sliver of household authority he's got...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:46 pm

Says the guy who probably can't figure out how to work his high-tech cellular telephone

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:08 pm

Exactly

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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:18 am

so back in the late 70's, early 80's, my hometown didn't have many options for fast food. When you lived 17 miles from the closest fast food place, I think you put much more value on the food than you really should have. A case in point here is the Dairy Queen pizza. People raved about this pizza. I can't recall if I ever had it but something about going to a dairy queen to buy a pizza never made sense to me.

So on facebook, they have this Paducah page where people try to recapture their glory days and I found this gem

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That has to be the worst fucking pizza recipe I've ever read.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:27 am

Braaaaazzzziieer Food

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:17 pm

I love those names...
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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:20 pm

I'm sure Paducah lips barely move when they speak the name of Jill Wurth Faughn. A community of leering ventriloquists...
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hedge wrote:I'm sure Paducah lips barely move when they speak the name of Jill Wurth Faughn. A community of leering ventriloquists...

with shitty pizza in the 80's
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:34 am

Works for me.

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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:36 am

read the comments on this fine product

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Miste ... geNumber=1
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Tue May 01, 2018 6:43 pm

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by eCat » Tue May 01, 2018 10:51 pm

thats awesome
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed May 02, 2018 1:37 am

I like how he pulled the medical angle at first, but then basically copped to mostly doing it when he was sitting around with Willie Nelson and playing poker with the guys...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 15, 2018 7:09 am

Some dude at Hobby Lobby tried to take a pic up my daughters dress yesterday (she was wearing shorts under). She figured it out beforehand and when he bent down she turned around and went Bruce Lee on his face knocking out a tooth. Dude ran but some lady tackled him like Vontez Burfect. Other dudes held him down. Dumbass kept apologizing. My daughter is a bad ass

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Post by hedge » Tue May 15, 2018 7:40 am

I guess that's one benefit of having a perv for a dad, you know what to look out for...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 15, 2018 8:26 am

Exactly

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Post by Saint » Tue May 15, 2018 4:57 pm

Did you get the camera? Post the pics or it didnt happen

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed May 16, 2018 6:20 pm

Dude killed himself today. Obviously the search warrent for his for his computer was enough. He had an end game plan. Sad.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed May 16, 2018 7:27 pm

wow
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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