The Goat Pen

deodorant makes your mouth pucker

Thanks for the heads up

Well, hell. They are going to jail, anyway. Better to get what you can while you can

Couple accused of getting sexy in back of police car

http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2011/11 ... olice-car/

I can't front, they got me beat, I've never had sex in a police car.

The dude will probably wind up having sex in prison, though...which is not a badge-wearing achievement.

Bklyn wrote:I can't front, they got me beat, I've never had sex in a police car.

I got YOU beat!

CAT wrote: I got YOU beat!

WhaaaaaaaaaaaATTTTT? dO TELL.

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Bears are awesome!

Thank God for roadkill.

that sequence vaguely reminds me of an average Friday for DS when he and Miss Twoton hit Chili's before returning home and flapping together, especially the plodding posture of the ursines

I guess Cat will do anything to get out of a ticket

http://perezhilton.com/2011-08-31-polic ... top-of-car

Dr. Pepper Ten is everything Diet Dr. Pepper claims to be but isn't.

Agreed. Ten is very very good and will be my choice of drink from now on.

Mine is water. I have about 10 coffees a year, maybe 5 or 6 sodas (unless it's "vodka and...") and that's about it. I do drink a decent amount of tea, but I'll go days without drinking anything but water.

I don't like any sugary or acidic drinks enough to take those calories/physical impacts. I'd rather eat a dessert.

Bklyn is Mormon? Who knew...

Heh, no way in hell I could've rolled with the LDS:

1. Never would've been able to get past the historic racism in the faith. Now, I can take a "reformed" government with a racist history...but I can't take your religion/denomination if its founders/prophets did the spewing

2. Magic underwear

3. No Pre-marriage fucking

4. No Caffeine (even if I only fuck with it a few times a year)

5. No R Rated movies

6. No Alcohol and profanity

Funny enough, I respect the Mormon friends I have, big time, and see them as highly moral and disciplined individuals. It's hard enough to swallow the magic and mysticism of the bible, but when you have the mumbo jumbo young enough for the masses to know the true history of the mumbo jumbo's founders/writers, then it's almost impossible to take seriously.

With that said, I wouldn't complain a bit if my daughter went to BYU. Pledge away your hormones!

I need to drastically increase my water consumption and decrease the sodas I drink

Yeah, I drink about 85 - 100 oz of water a day. No room for other drinks.

I drink a good 6-8 glasses of water a day, especially on weekends. I still also have one or two Dr. Peppers (diet) a day. I usually go for the caffeine-free version, if at all possible.

I'm not all that big on juices, although I will drink two or three glasses of OJ a week (mostly on weekends).

People who drink Pepsi should be pitied (or mocked or both).