The Goat Pen

I'm an MVP who shits my pants

You take the good
You take the bad
You take them both and there you have the facts of life
The facts of life
There's a time you got to go

the double tap

So I figured out if I have a few shots of Yaeger at work I can pretty much sweet talk any of the ladies in their cubicles with a fair amount of success. Not sure why I didn't discover this before. Only problem is I think one of them complained to HR but I think I can probably handle that as long as it's only 1.

A few bumps of cocaine and you can be President!

Doesn't really fit into my narrative, brah. I wouldn't do coke at work.

Tree wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:23 pm So I figured out if I have a few shots of Yaeger at work I can pretty much sweet talk any of the ladies in their cubicles with a fair amount of success. Not sure why I didn't discover this before. Only problem is I think one of them complained to HR but I think I can probably handle that as long as it's only 1.

The Mailroom Stalker.

I was thinking more of a "guard" at a women's prison. I did like how he referred to their cells as cubicles, though...

Rat, I was down in your neck of the woods over the 4th. Visited some buddies in Georgetown. Nice spot...

Im 3 hrs south but as long as you're in the low country, you're good.

Yeah, you were closer to me in Fayetteville than you were Rat in Bluffton.

Georgetown and Murrells Inlet make up a nice little area.

Beaufort

Same difference. They're both overrun with Ohioans like its the end of the Civil War.

Rat = carpetbagger

When we were driving home from Georgetown, the MIF and I both said no drinking until the weekend, we had to dry out. But when we got home she sheepishly suggested we have a glass of wine to avoid withdrawals. That's a drinking crowd down there...

A week ago I started on my Sabbatical, I headed out west, planning to live out of the back of my pickup the whole month of July except for a few days when my wife will fly to meet me in Banff. So far so good. Most spots I choose are middle of nowhere small towns out west. Over the years, work has let me see all the major cities out West, but I haven’t seen the landscape in between. I see the draw of living out here, even in rural Northern NV. The weather in the higher altitudes is perfect. Granted, they had a wet winter and spring and it’s greener than usual.

I’m not a beach person, but the Northern California coast is not touristy because the high in the high 60s low 70s with high winds. Hanging out at a local dive with locals. Nice people.

Enjoy. Don't get killed by a hooker.

That sounds great! Enjoy!

That really does sound cool. Where are you in northern Cali? Arcata? Eureka? Nice spot, excellent weed. Ditto the southern Oregon coast. If you're already up there and just banging around in your truck, you should drive over the Crater Lake, or at least stop by and check it out on your way north...