The Goat Pen

Too bad it wasn't a truck.

Ehhhhhh....C+

my hotel was robbed by a clown this morning while I was eating breakfast

http://www.fox2detroit.com/

Robbing hotels? Seems low reward. I would assume 95% of their transactions are CC.

Detroit's brightest criminals left for Atlanta and Chicago ages ago.

I don't know any more about it. I didn't even know it happened. We finished breakfast around 6:50 and were in the parking lot until a little after 7. We never noticed anything but it was dark.

you're right though - the front desk couldn't even give me change for a $20 yesterday.

now the motherfucker is in my backyard!

http://www.fox2detroit.com/

He was obviously on his way to Atlanta.

I just watched the Rogue One trailer.

I'm the last guy to be up on star wars plots, but it seemed like the whole trailer was about the Empire being a death star.

Both the empire and star wars fans are stupid motherfuckers for dropping serious money into like the 4th death star thats going to get blown up by the rebellion.

At some point maybe a Storm Trooper should speak up and be like "umm...why don't you just going around crushing people with the force and stop building giant balls in space?"



read the comments - just a bunch of damn nerds ejaculating over it.

"Both the empire and star wars fans are stupid motherfuckers"

I like how you included two separate planes of reality there...

that said I'm sure I'll get dragged to see and cough up $80 for the fambly to get their tub o' popcorn on

Rogue One is a prequel, its about how the plans got stolen and delivered to Princess Leia prior to the original film so the death star they are building is one we've already seen get blowed up.

So the empire isn't a stupid motherfucker. Why did you lie, eCat?

that's even worse!

An entire fucking movie about the construction of a death star that we know already gets built?

how fine a time frame are they going to split these movies into?

The next one will be like an episode of 24.

The following happens in a galaxy far, far, away between 9:00am and 10:00am

you know that Darth is Luke's daddy but did you know he dated a girl in 7th grade? Star Wars - Jr. High Strikes Back, coming in 2020

You can kindly STFU about Star Wars and go fix that cabin in the woods.

My member berries and I will not stand for such tom-foolery.

"The following happens in a galaxy far, far, away between 9:00am and 10:00am"

Darth Vader took a shit and read the paper...

Member Tatooine?

member Carbonite?

member when there weren't so many mexicans????

Or fat people