The Goat Pen

eCat wrote:that's a man that loved hockey

Nah........ just like today's athletes, he probably only played for the money..

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soul crushing defeat for UK

Fun for me

But then so is picking fleas off your balls and burning them with a heated paperclip

lol

Of course

have you guys been keeping up with the Mad Pooper in Colorado? Women jogger takes a shit in peoples yards along a jogging trail, people have confronted her and have called the police but so far she has eluded capture.

apparently they released a video of her doing this - someone on her behalf who felt she was protected under the first amendment (fucking Kaepernick)

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Attorneys discuss rights to pooping in public after "Mad Pooper" video release
Dana Clemens

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - A man claiming to be the "spokesman" for the so-called Mad Pooper posted two videos, trying to explain her actions.

He won't identify himself or the jogger, only calling her "Shirley," and said he is speaking on her behalf.

He said Shirley is sorry for desecrating people's lawns but claimed her actions are not her fault. He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.

The "spokesman" also claimed that her actions are protected under the First Amendment and the government cannot control where and when she relieves herself. He compared the action to breastfeeding in public.

Criminal Defense Attorney Jeremy Loew said those claims are bogus.

"Defecating in someone's yard is definitely not protected under the First Amendment and it is actually a crime," Loew explained.

Loew even said that she could be facing indecent exposure charges, which might land her on the sex offender registry.

The "spokesman" refused to give KRDO any verification that he is actually speaking on behalf of the Mad Pooper, but Loew said if the video is actually coming from the woman at the center of the controversy, it was a bad move.

"This is actually the worst thing the family could do," he said. "Maybe they thought the videos would make the situation go away, but they won't. People all over the world are talking about this, and police will catch her. The man in the video will also have to be called into court to testify."

People living near the area where the woman has been leaving her mark are outraged, especially after the claims that the public defecation is comparable to breastfeeding.

"I breastfed all of my four children and that's just ridiculous, as far as I'm concerned," neighbor Shirley Thevenot said. "There is no comparison between those.

Resident Julie Teffetteller agreed.

"Breastfeeding is nourishing your child -- you're doing something to take care of someone -- but pooping in someone's lawn is only damaging," she said.

Most people KRDO talked to thought the videos were not a good explanation and didn't feel any more sympathy after watching them because the woman has done the deed multiple times, multiple weeks in a row.

And Loew didn't think the videos would make police, a judge or a jury, think any differently, either.

Police continue to follow up on leads about her identity.

Sounds like the perfect match for Rat

lets see

brain damaged
walking upright
shits in public and is proud of it
has idiot friends

yea. that is pretty much Rats eHarmony.com love connection

Hell yeah

As long as she's somewhat hot or has a nice ass. You don't have to see her face or tits to dog her so the nice ass is key.

Saint wrote:As long as she's somewhat hot or has a nice ass. You don't have to see her face or tits to dog her so the nice ass is key.

so she can shit on you?

Cleveland Steam-ah!

eCat wrote:

Saint wrote:As long as she's somewhat hot or has a nice ass. You don't have to see her face or tits to dog her so the nice ass is key.

so she can shit on you?

No, that's what works for Rat. Who was the poster that fucked the retarded girl?

Saint wrote:

eCat wrote:

Saint wrote:As long as she's somewhat hot or has a nice ass. You don't have to see her face or tits to dog her so the nice ass is key.

so she can shit on you?

No, that's what works for Rat. Who was the poster that fucked the retarded girl?

given the cast of characters that have posted here over the years, you'll going to need to be more specific

I think it was superdave or somebody like that...

So many colors bleed into one. Crow (and others) used to mock someone who admitted they dated/fucked/groped a chick who may or may not have been in a special ed class.

Fucking weirdos

So it was you that fingered the retard?