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Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:02 pm
by Bluecat
jw, just start talking baseball and somebody will join in. But it seems like you are more interested in mediocre smack.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:03 pm
by aTm
War was beginning...
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:04 pm
by TheBigMook
mediocre? My aren't you in a generous mood today.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:19 pm
by Bluecat
Yes I am and you should thank me you ungrateful cur.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:23 pm
by TheBigMook
You should thank me for not turning you in for icing that broad in her own backyard the other day.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:28 pm
by Bluecat
I had nothin' to do with it. Strangely enough, in a small town like this you'd think it would be the gossip rage but I've heard nary a peep anywhere. People are keeping this one quiet. Must be a Twin Peaks origin to this one....
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:31 pm
by TheBigMook
I suppose the suggested manner of death is possible, but its uber strange. Why didn't she call 911? etc.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:33 pm
by Jungle Rat
Or maybe the fat bitch just got stuck in the window.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:35 pm
by Bluecat
gotta admit, that's a shitty way to go. imagine your last thoughts being -- am I really going to die stuck in this fucking window?
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:36 pm
by aTm
So why did you do it?
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:39 pm
by Bluecat
Do what? My ex-wife is still alive...
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:41 pm
by eCat
you know why women move to Alaska?
because its about 10:1 men to women and they're so hard up they happily take a woman just a donut shy of 300 pounds because after you're done humpin on her, she'll keep you warm in bed.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:42 pm
by TheBigMook
It was a test run. Next time it will be cleaner. Quieter.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:43 pm
by Jungle Rat
Didnt they have a chimney?
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:44 pm
by TheBigMook
She'd seen Gremlins. She knew that would be foolish.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:44 pm
by Bluecat
It would take a more diabolical mind than mine to figure out a way to kill someone by asphyxiation halfway in/out a basement window (hanging from a basement pipe while masturbating, entirely conceivable). Accidental death I could see if she was fleeing the house as an adulterer and the spouse made a surprise stop home, but even then you'd think that would be from the second story, not a basement.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:57 pm
by Jungle Rat
Trust me, the basement pipe thing isn't a 100% lock.
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:59 pm
by Ron Mexico
It's not all that different from the way Rose McGowan bought the farm in the doggie entrance through the garage door in the original "Scream"...
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:03 pm
by Dora
I love JW!
Re: Florida State Seminoles
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:05 pm
by Bluecat
I have not seen the movie you reference Chuck, but I imagine you relished the opportunity to work doggie, door and scream into a sentence with a proper chick's name.