The Goat Pen

Always a good proxy.

The finalists were:
Miss Texas [#3] Karlie Hay (who won the competition), second runner-up Miss South Carolina [#5] Marley Stokes, Miss North Carolina [#1] Emily Wakeman, Miss Alabama [#4] Erin Snow and [#2] Miss Nevada Carissa Morrow.

Now I need to spend some precious company time looking up these inconsequential broads to understand who is #4, her state and the status of her Mama's hip span. I should probably use my time more wisely today, but fuck it.

also, I am not tripping on that young girls use of "nigga" in tweets...as far as what I've seen so far

...and now I can get back to work. I found a picture of the girl's mom via Instagram, but can't post it. She's a standard mom, not big or anything, but they look nothing alike.

This moment of extreme sexism is brought to you by NuGo, makers of protein bars and shake mix.

heh

since I've worn out the barber shop scene in Coming to America, this scene seems appropriate given the genetic disposition to inheriting a big ass
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#1 is the only one that will stay thin into her 40's.

I'm detecting some NC bias in sardis' post.

AlabamAlum wrote:2, to me, is about perfect. I would like to see their nudes to make my final judgment.

Being that #2 was identified as a Nevada resident, I think nudes are a definite possibility...not to be stereotypical, or anything.

eCat wrote:since I've worn out the barber shop scene in Coming to America, this scene seems appropriate given the genetic disposition to inheriting a big ass
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I forgot how hilarious those dinner table scenes were.

OK, now I'm really getting back to work...

Actually, I didn't know where they were from. I'll have to do some googling now.

"Miss Texas [#3] Karlie Hay (who won the competition), second runner-up Miss South Carolina [#5] Marley Stokes, Miss North Carolina [#1] Emily Wakeman"

Karlie, Marley, Emily. Shocking. On a positive note, I'm glad to see that the plucked, pencil thin eyebrows appears to have gone out of fashion...

hedge wrote:"Miss Texas [#3] Karlie Hay (who won the competition), second runner-up Miss South Carolina [#5] Marley Stokes, Miss North Carolina [#1] Emily Wakeman"

Karlie, Marley, Emily. Shocking. On a positive note, I'm glad to see that the plucked, pencil thin eyebrows appears to have gone out of fashion...

I hate pencil eyebrows on a woman.

I'm a Brooke Shields adolescent

Exactly...

well I see the rest of America agreed with me in picking 3,3,3,3,3

there's a lot of hot fortysomethings out there

not sure why the opinion these girls wont be part of it.

give me a 40 something pilates fanatic 10 year pre menopausal wench any day of the week

crashcourse wrote: there's a lot of hot fortysomethings out there

not sure why the opinion these girls wont be part of it.

I think the conversation only really centered on #4 (which was really just me). That's an 80% chance of hot 40+. Those odds are bound to not hold up.

It was only sardis who said they were all going to be disasters at 40, except for fake Lacey Charbet.

#2 appears to have staying power a la Faith Hill. Hard to argue with the winner (#3) but she might've scored well in other areas (judge's lounge, behind the dumpster etc)

Which is the one who called over her friends "nigga" on Twitter?

The one from Texas...of course.

#3

Pretty stupid. I love it when blonde white girls from affluent families call each other "my nigga" and whatnot.

Of course, I have been in the car while my son and his wife were loudly singing along with Snoop's "For All My Niggas and Bitches" so I can't really say anything.

the muslim guy we hired calls all his friends "my niggas" on facebook. I know this because HR told me about it.

Do arabs think they're black?