UCLA Bruins

[Bklyn]

Always a good proxy.

[Bklyn]

The finalists were:
Miss Texas [#3] Karlie Hay (who won the competition), second runner-up Miss South Carolina [#5] Marley Stokes, Miss North Carolina [#1] Emily Wakeman, Miss Alabama [#4] Erin Snow and [#2] Miss Nevada Carissa Morrow.

Now I need to spend some precious company time looking up these inconsequential broads to understand who is #4, her state and the status of her Mama's hip span. I should probably use my time more wisely today, but fuck it.

also, I am not tripping on that young girls use of "nigga" in tweets...as far as what I've seen so far

[Bklyn]

...and now I can get back to work. I found a picture of the girl's mom via Instagram, but can't post it. She's a standard mom, not big or anything, but they look nothing alike.

This moment of extreme sexism is brought to you by NuGo, makers of protein bars and shake mix.

[eCat]

heh

[eCat]

since I've worn out the barber shop scene in Coming to America, this scene seems appropriate given the genetic disposition to inheriting a big ass
[youtube]BS8zi7Dg8TM[/youtube]

[sardis]

#1 is the only one that will stay thin into her 40's.

[Bklyn]

I'm detecting some NC bias in sardis' post.

[Bklyn]

2, to me, is about perfect. I would like to see their nudes to make my final judgment.

Being that #2 was identified as a Nevada resident, I think nudes are a definite possibility...not to be stereotypical, or anything.

[Bklyn]

since I've worn out the barber shop scene in Coming to America, this scene seems appropriate given the genetic disposition to inheriting a big ass
[youtube]BS8zi7Dg8TM[/youtube]

I forgot how hilarious those dinner table scenes were.

OK, now I'm really getting back to work...

[sardis]

Actually, I didn't know where they were from. I'll have to do some googling now.

[hedge]

"Miss Texas [#3] Karlie Hay (who won the competition), second runner-up Miss South Carolina [#5] Marley Stokes, Miss North Carolina [#1] Emily Wakeman"

Karlie, Marley, Emily. Shocking. On a positive note, I'm glad to see that the plucked, pencil thin eyebrows appears to have gone out of fashion...

[eCat]

"Miss Texas [#3] Karlie Hay (who won the competition), second runner-up Miss South Carolina [#5] Marley Stokes, Miss North Carolina [#1] Emily Wakeman"

Karlie, Marley, Emily. Shocking. On a positive note, I'm glad to see that the plucked, pencil thin eyebrows appears to have gone out of fashion...

I hate pencil eyebrows on a woman.

I'm a Brooke Shields adolescent

[hedge]

Exactly...

[crashcourse]

well I see the rest of America agreed with me in picking 3,3,3,3,3

there's a lot of hot fortysomethings out there

not sure why the opinion these girls wont be part of it.

give me a 40 something pilates fanatic 10 year pre menopausal wench any day of the week

[Bklyn]

there's a lot of hot fortysomethings out there

not sure why the opinion these girls wont be part of it.

I think the conversation only really centered on #4 (which was really just me). That's an 80% chance of hot 40+. Those odds are bound to not hold up.

It was only sardis who said they were all going to be disasters at 40, except for fake Lacey Charbet.

[bluetick]

#2 appears to have staying power a la Faith Hill. Hard to argue with the winner (#3) but she might've scored well in other areas (judge's lounge, behind the dumpster etc)

[AlabamAlum]

Which is the one who called over her friends "nigga" on Twitter?

[Bklyn]

The one from Texas...of course.

#3

[AlabamAlum]

Pretty stupid. I love it when blonde white girls from affluent families call each other "my nigga" and whatnot.

Of course, I have been in the car while my son and his wife were loudly singing along with Snoop's "For All My Niggas and Bitches" so I can't really say anything.

[eCat]

the muslim guy we hired calls all his friends "my niggas" on facebook. I know this because HR told me about it.

Do arabs think they're black?