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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:39 am
by hedge
"I would have never imagined that 10 years ago (not me drinking cheap wine, but me having it almost daily)."

I'm thinking most people who know you would've guessed both...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:44 am
by eCat
I didn't word that every meal sentence well

every dinner

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:50 am
by Jungle Rat
I drink wine every night too. And I love me some Alfredo.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:34 pm
by Professor Tiger
Vodka is more efficient than wine.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:53 pm
by aTm
Yeah, I've made a habit of training myself to mix vodka's into mixed drinks and tell which vodka was used. I would say I get it right at least 98% of the time.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:54 pm
by Jungle Rat
Professor Tiger wrote:Vodka is more efficient than wine.
Your liver dies quicker

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:04 pm
by crashcourse
so whats your \favorite vodka aTm that's less then 50 bucks for a big bottle--1.75L

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:54 pm
by hedge
There is a wide discrepancy b/w different vodkas. Even a novice can note different taste profiles b/w two different bottles of the same brand, and sometimes even two different drinks made from the same bottle. Just a very complex spirit...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:20 pm
by aTm
It's often down to personal taste, I recommend buying at least 3 or 4 different brand and mixing each of the 4 in your favorite cocktail or mixed drink to see which you like best. I normally buy Tito's. That Texas distilled flavor really comes through

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:38 pm
by Professor Tiger
How do they make vodka out of roadkill armadillos?

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:13 pm
by Saint
Jungle Rat wrote:I drink wine every night too. And I love me some Alfred.

FYP, faggoth

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:13 pm
by Saint
eCat celebrates his emergence from the days of spaghetti and toast.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:11 am
by eCat
Saint wrote:eCat celebrates his emergence from the days of spaghetti and toast.
I walk the plane between both worlds

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:57 am
by Professor Tiger
Hedge wishes you would walk the plank.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:40 am
by hedge
"I walk the plane between both worlds"

I'd not go behind scripture but it may be that there has been sinners so notorious evil that the fires coughed em up again and I could well see in the long ago how it was little devils with their pitchforks had traversed that fiery vomit for to salvage back those souls that had by misadventure been spewed up from their damnation onto the outer shelves of the world. Aye. It's a notion, no more. But someplace in the scheme of things this world must touch the other. And somethin put them little hooflet markings in the lava flow for I seen them there myself...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:29 am
by eCat
I was kinda proud of that one myself

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:34 am
by hedge
You're a forlorn hobo of the interplane, toting your humble meal of spaghetti alfredo toast in a neckerchief affixed to a stick balanced on your shoulder, whistling a lonely tune thru wine-whetted lips...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:54 am
by Professor Tiger
Wow. That was so eloquent it was almost up to "Was it a dream?" standards.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:50 pm
by crashcourse
deep thoughts by Jack "hedge" Handey

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:05 am
by sardis