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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:39 am

"I would have never imagined that 10 years ago (not me drinking cheap wine, but me having it almost daily)."

I'm thinking most people who know you would've guessed both...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:44 am

I didn't word that every meal sentence well

every dinner
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:50 am

I drink wine every night too. And I love me some Alfredo.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:34 pm

Vodka is more efficient than wine.
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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:53 pm

Yeah, I've made a habit of training myself to mix vodka's into mixed drinks and tell which vodka was used. I would say I get it right at least 98% of the time.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:54 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:Vodka is more efficient than wine.
Your liver dies quicker

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:04 pm

so whats your \favorite vodka aTm that's less then 50 bucks for a big bottle--1.75L

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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:54 pm

There is a wide discrepancy b/w different vodkas. Even a novice can note different taste profiles b/w two different bottles of the same brand, and sometimes even two different drinks made from the same bottle. Just a very complex spirit...
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Post by aTm » Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:20 pm

It's often down to personal taste, I recommend buying at least 3 or 4 different brand and mixing each of the 4 in your favorite cocktail or mixed drink to see which you like best. I normally buy Tito's. That Texas distilled flavor really comes through
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:38 pm

How do they make vodka out of roadkill armadillos?
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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:13 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:I drink wine every night too. And I love me some Alfred.

FYP, faggoth

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:13 pm

eCat celebrates his emergence from the days of spaghetti and toast.

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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:11 am

Saint wrote:eCat celebrates his emergence from the days of spaghetti and toast.
I walk the plane between both worlds
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Apr 26, 2017 7:57 am

Hedge wishes you would walk the plank.
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Post by hedge » Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:40 am

"I walk the plane between both worlds"

I'd not go behind scripture but it may be that there has been sinners so notorious evil that the fires coughed em up again and I could well see in the long ago how it was little devils with their pitchforks had traversed that fiery vomit for to salvage back those souls that had by misadventure been spewed up from their damnation onto the outer shelves of the world. Aye. It's a notion, no more. But someplace in the scheme of things this world must touch the other. And somethin put them little hooflet markings in the lava flow for I seen them there myself...
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:29 am

I was kinda proud of that one myself
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:34 am

You're a forlorn hobo of the interplane, toting your humble meal of spaghetti alfredo toast in a neckerchief affixed to a stick balanced on your shoulder, whistling a lonely tune thru wine-whetted lips...
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:54 am

Wow. That was so eloquent it was almost up to "Was it a dream?" standards.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Wed Apr 26, 2017 1:50 pm

deep thoughts by Jack "hedge" Handey

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