The Goat Pen

Because she got to be a fatty?

Saint wrote:Because she got to be a fatty?

I think she also blasted a huge fart on him while they were doing reverse cowgirl - which goes along with the fatty thing.

I like how you built up to that.

Some things you never come back from and that would be one of them

And the only benefit of reverse cowgirl, IMO, would be if she was too ugly or had really bad tits and you didn't want to look at her. But even so, that's what doggie is for.

that was a good day when he told me that story

He also told me once he was so drunk he went down on her, missed badly and licked her ass

he had a mometary pause where he looked up at the sky and firmed up his chin and then said "yea, I'm positive I licked her ass"

pick a nice casino

chances are pretty dam good their buiffet blows shoneys away for 9.95

or 2 free buffets each for me and the esposa

roughly there are 6 casinos within an hour serving breakfast buffets and 3 of them do a really nice job better then shoneys

the other 3 I wouldn't feed their slop to my dog

eCat wrote:that was a good day when he told me that story

He also told me once he was so drunk he went down on her, missed badly and licked her ass

he had a mometary pause where he looked up at the sky and firmed up his chin and then said "yea, I'm positive I licked her ass"

If he was that drunk, I'm sure it didn't matter ... as long as she wasn't blowing a shit wind

crashcourse wrote:pick a nice casino

chances are pretty dam good their buiffet blows shoneys away for 9.95

or 2 free buffets each for me and the esposa

roughly there are 6 casinos within an hour serving breakfast buffets and 3 of them do a really nice job better then shoneys

the other 3 I wouldn't feed their slop to my do

We stayed at a budget motel downtown in Vegas for Dead shows in '95. The casino was more like a truck stop. It was far more entertaining than any I'd been to on the Strip and the sports book had markedly better odds. But the thing I remember was the cafeteria in the casino. It was like a hospital cafeteria and the "roast turkey" had light green gravy. Maybe it was the fluorescent lights or perhaps the radiation in the air.

after reading those horror stories about Golden Corral,

its tough for me to hit a buffet nowadays.

Yep. I haven't been to GC in almost a year. Plus the food is shitty and it costs us, a family of 3 with a 10-yr-old, nearly $40.

"But the thing I remember was the cafeteria in the casino. It was like a hospital cafeteria and the "roast turkey" had light green gravy. Maybe it was the fluorescent lights or perhaps the radiation in the air."

Or the LSD...

What about K&W? KAAAAAAYYYYYY and DUUUUUHHHHHBBBBBB-YEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!

K&W is much fancier than that place. They even had a (Mrs. Logan-like) hostess back in the '80s.

Do you ever treat the fambly to K&W?

You can still order water and then fill up with tea...

On Mundy niiites, they have 2 awntrehs fer fifteen niny-nine. 2 sides, bread, draink and dissert.

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?""

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

Professor Tiger wrote:
If you want to have some fun, go to Denny's with a black friend, and when the waitress takes your order, pull out a stop watch and hit the start button.

HA! Black friend. That's a good one. You guys slay me.

Heh...