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Re: Uncle Bud
Because she got to be a fatty?
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Re: Uncle Bud
I think she also blasted a huge fart on him while they were doing reverse cowgirl - which goes along with the fatty thing.Saint wrote:Because she got to be a fatty?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I like how you built up to that.
Some things you never come back from and that would be one of them
Some things you never come back from and that would be one of them
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Re: Uncle Bud
And the only benefit of reverse cowgirl, IMO, would be if she was too ugly or had really bad tits and you didn't want to look at her. But even so, that's what doggie is for.
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Re: Uncle Bud
that was a good day when he told me that story
He also told me once he was so drunk he went down on her, missed badly and licked her ass
he had a mometary pause where he looked up at the sky and firmed up his chin and then said "yea, I'm positive I licked her ass"
He also told me once he was so drunk he went down on her, missed badly and licked her ass
he had a mometary pause where he looked up at the sky and firmed up his chin and then said "yea, I'm positive I licked her ass"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
pick a nice casino
chances are pretty dam good their buiffet blows shoneys away for 9.95
or 2 free buffets each for me and the esposa
roughly there are 6 casinos within an hour serving breakfast buffets and 3 of them do a really nice job better then shoneys
the other 3 I wouldn't feed their slop to my dog
chances are pretty dam good their buiffet blows shoneys away for 9.95
or 2 free buffets each for me and the esposa
roughly there are 6 casinos within an hour serving breakfast buffets and 3 of them do a really nice job better then shoneys
the other 3 I wouldn't feed their slop to my dog
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Re: Uncle Bud
eCat wrote:that was a good day when he told me that story
He also told me once he was so drunk he went down on her, missed badly and licked her ass
he had a mometary pause where he looked up at the sky and firmed up his chin and then said "yea, I'm positive I licked her ass"
If he was that drunk, I'm sure it didn't matter ... as long as she wasn't blowing a shit wind
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We stayed at a budget motel downtown in Vegas for Dead shows in '95. The casino was more like a truck stop. It was far more entertaining than any I'd been to on the Strip and the sports book had markedly better odds. But the thing I remember was the cafeteria in the casino. It was like a hospital cafeteria and the "roast turkey" had light green gravy. Maybe it was the fluorescent lights or perhaps the radiation in the air.crashcourse wrote:pick a nice casino
chances are pretty dam good their buiffet blows shoneys away for 9.95
or 2 free buffets each for me and the esposa
roughly there are 6 casinos within an hour serving breakfast buffets and 3 of them do a really nice job better then shoneys
the other 3 I wouldn't feed their slop to my do
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Re: Uncle Bud
after reading those horror stories about Golden Corral,
its tough for me to hit a buffet nowadays.
its tough for me to hit a buffet nowadays.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Yep. I haven't been to GC in almost a year. Plus the food is shitty and it costs us, a family of 3 with a 10-yr-old, nearly $40.
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"But the thing I remember was the cafeteria in the casino. It was like a hospital cafeteria and the "roast turkey" had light green gravy. Maybe it was the fluorescent lights or perhaps the radiation in the air."
Or the LSD...
Or the LSD...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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What about K&W? KAAAAAAYYYYYY and DUUUUUHHHHHBBBBBB-YEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!
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Re: Uncle Bud
K&W is much fancier than that place. They even had a (Mrs. Logan-like) hostess back in the '80s.
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Do you ever treat the fambly to K&W?
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You can still order water and then fill up with tea...
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On Mundy niiites, they have 2 awntrehs fer fifteen niny-nine. 2 sides, bread, draink and dissert.
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