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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:20 am

Because she got to be a fatty?

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:21 am

Saint wrote:Because she got to be a fatty?
I think she also blasted a huge fart on him while they were doing reverse cowgirl - which goes along with the fatty thing.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:34 am

I like how you built up to that.

Some things you never come back from and that would be one of them

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:36 am

And the only benefit of reverse cowgirl, IMO, would be if she was too ugly or had really bad tits and you didn't want to look at her. But even so, that's what doggie is for.

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:39 am

that was a good day when he told me that story

He also told me once he was so drunk he went down on her, missed badly and licked her ass

he had a mometary pause where he looked up at the sky and firmed up his chin and then said "yea, I'm positive I licked her ass"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:28 pm

pick a nice casino

chances are pretty dam good their buiffet blows shoneys away for 9.95

or 2 free buffets each for me and the esposa

roughly there are 6 casinos within an hour serving breakfast buffets and 3 of them do a really nice job better then shoneys

the other 3 I wouldn't feed their slop to my dog
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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:31 pm

eCat wrote:that was a good day when he told me that story

He also told me once he was so drunk he went down on her, missed badly and licked her ass

he had a mometary pause where he looked up at the sky and firmed up his chin and then said "yea, I'm positive I licked her ass"

If he was that drunk, I'm sure it didn't matter ... as long as she wasn't blowing a shit wind

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:33 pm

crashcourse wrote:pick a nice casino

chances are pretty dam good their buiffet blows shoneys away for 9.95

or 2 free buffets each for me and the esposa

roughly there are 6 casinos within an hour serving breakfast buffets and 3 of them do a really nice job better then shoneys

the other 3 I wouldn't feed their slop to my do
We stayed at a budget motel downtown in Vegas for Dead shows in '95. The casino was more like a truck stop. It was far more entertaining than any I'd been to on the Strip and the sports book had markedly better odds. But the thing I remember was the cafeteria in the casino. It was like a hospital cafeteria and the "roast turkey" had light green gravy. Maybe it was the fluorescent lights or perhaps the radiation in the air.

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Post by eCat » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:21 pm

after reading those horror stories about Golden Corral,

its tough for me to hit a buffet nowadays.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:22 pm

Yep. I haven't been to GC in almost a year. Plus the food is shitty and it costs us, a family of 3 with a 10-yr-old, nearly $40.

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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 03, 2017 3:59 pm

"But the thing I remember was the cafeteria in the casino. It was like a hospital cafeteria and the "roast turkey" had light green gravy. Maybe it was the fluorescent lights or perhaps the radiation in the air."

Or the LSD...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:00 pm

What about K&W? KAAAAAAYYYYYY and DUUUUUHHHHHBBBBBB-YEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!
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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:07 pm

K&W is much fancier than that place. They even had a (Mrs. Logan-like) hostess back in the '80s.

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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:43 pm

Do you ever treat the fambly to K&W?
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Post by hedge » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:43 pm

You can still order water and then fill up with tea...
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Post by Saint » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:11 pm

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Post by crashcourse » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:29 am

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:38 am

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:54 am

Heh...
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