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At least you tried though. I know pulling off those kacky pants was hard. Nice work.
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caught a decent movie a couple of days ago. Woody Harrelson plays a mentally handicapped guy who lost his mother to drug overdose at a young age, and in a casual conversation with his grandfather about how she died, his grandfather ends up talking about dope pushers living in the country where he fought for their freedom. The young Woody asks him why he fought and the old man says he didn't want to fight, but the war was for the captains of industry.
To a 7 year old kid, he gets it in his head that its a singular villian - the Captain of Industry and decides when he grows up , he's going to devote his life to being a super hero and defeat the Captain of Industry.
So he an adult going around fighting bad guys with all these tactics that a 7 year old would think of - only its not a comedy, it would suck as a comedy, its a drama with some humor sprinkled into it but Harrelson does a very credible job of playing off being this mentally handicapped adult who thinks he is a super hero called Defendor.
Its a good movie to watch with your wife. But its not a feel good movie.
To a 7 year old kid, he gets it in his head that its a singular villian - the Captain of Industry and decides when he grows up , he's going to devote his life to being a super hero and defeat the Captain of Industry.
So he an adult going around fighting bad guys with all these tactics that a 7 year old would think of - only its not a comedy, it would suck as a comedy, its a drama with some humor sprinkled into it but Harrelson does a very credible job of playing off being this mentally handicapped adult who thinks he is a super hero called Defendor.
Its a good movie to watch with your wife. But its not a feel good movie.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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I definitely didn't feel good after reading that...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Have we talked about the David Spade prank show Fameless in here? I get the feeling that some of the skits may be staged (but I think that about every reality show), but some of them are funny as hell...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Just saw that the Rock is the highest paid actor right now. I admit that I like Ballers on HBO. Glad the second season has started. Also stars Rob Corddry and John David Washington, Denzel's son.
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he's seems like a genuinely nice guy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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If you are a rick and morty fan, they re-enact the dialog of a Georgia court case, its hilarious. its still funny if you haven't heard of them
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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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That was awesome, eCat, but you're still an asshole.
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ECat, where is the original link to that video? I like the description. Going to post it on another forum.
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Wonder what will happen to that judge? I can understand losing your cool when spoken to like that, but when he got to the point of telling the guy to jack off in court, he has officially lost control of the courtroom, which is pretty much his sole function at that stage in any hearing...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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AlabamAlum wrote:ECat, where is the original link to that video? I like the description. Going to post it on another forum.
I found it on reddit, and then realized it was a youtube video - and youtube videos are easier to link so I did that
here is the link that started it
http://www.geek.com/news/judge-morty-ar ... s-1663304/
but if you're asking about the original video between the defendent and judge, I think from what I can gather it was just a transcript that started floating around the interweb
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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hedge wrote:Wonder what will happen to that judge? I can understand losing your cool when spoken to like that, but when he got to the point of telling the guy to jack off in court, he has officially lost control of the courtroom, which is pretty much his sole function at that stage in any hearing...
that defedent was straight up crazy but he was very good at turning the conversation back around on the judge (or lawyer) wanting to suck his dick. Seriously, that's a skill...a crazy demented abused skill, but a skill nonetheless.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Thanks, eCat
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I love the Your Momma line. That just cracked me up.
Also fuck man is a good one. Also the clip of the court reporter is just perfect also.
Also good to see Dr. Seuss was in the audience watching it.
Also fuck man is a good one. Also the clip of the court reporter is just perfect also.
Also good to see Dr. Seuss was in the audience watching it.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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my favorite part was early on
"so you're telling me if I defend myself in your court, you're gonna find me guilty"
"yea, probably"
"so you're telling me if I defend myself in your court, you're gonna find me guilty"
"yea, probably"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Kept saying kangaroo court and telling the judge to jump and down was solid as well.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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do you know anything about jury selection?
no
do you know anything cross examining witnesses
no
do you know anything about criminal procedure?
I know I don't have to let this guy suck my dick to get a fair trial
no
do you know anything cross examining witnesses
no
do you know anything about criminal procedure?
I know I don't have to let this guy suck my dick to get a fair trial
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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here is what the dude looks like
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Would have loved to heard the real voices behind this but Rick and Morty to me makes it even more fantastic.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Judge blew it. Most judges would have had him forcibly removed in handcuffs much earlier than he was. In 1968, the judge actually put a muzzle on one of the Chicago 7
My Dad is my hero still.