The Goat Pen

I don't really like any of these places, I just wanted to throw out a couple more places that serve bacon, eggs and biscuits and see who would go to the mattress over the relative merits of one over the other. As far as I can tell, there's about as much difference b/w any of them as there is between major American brand light beers...

You are horrible. As if you didn't already know. Waffle House, maybe, on a drunk night, which isn't rare. Dennys, never, fuck them. Cracker Barrel fired Brads wife so they can fuck themselves as well. Bob Evans is where it's at. Sorry you don't have one. Sucks to be you, Bob Evans or not ya corn selling racist!

if you're in a waffle house or dennys before 1AM it better be the only place in town

We've got Bob Evans here. In fact, there's one in the same outlet mall down I-95 as Cracker Barrel...

hedge wrote:I don't really like any of these places, I just wanted to throw out a couple more places that serve bacon, eggs and biscuits and see who would go to the mattress over the relative merits of one over the other. As far as I can tell, there's about as much difference b/w any of them as there is between major American brand light beers...

Good work trying to cover your tracks, racist.

Ha!

Flo's is amazing.

Did Alice and Mel die?

I was going to go there myself...

Beat ya!

DS probably won't even get it.

Nah

Fucking youngsters. Don't remember when there were only 3 channels, plus PBS

What about IHOP? Nobody has said anything about IHOP. Doesn't anyone care about IHOP?

BTW, Hardee's has a new biscuit with sausage, ham and bacon called Aporkalypse.

That sounds almost as good as the mash of scrambled eggs, grits, cheese, sausage and bacon that I ate at Webelo-ree this morning from the leftovers from Saturday's breakfast. Along with some instant coffee Cubmaster Bob brought.

hedge wrote:What about Denny's? IHOP?

Pay fucking attention!

Nobody has a breakfast buffet but Shoney's. They are therefore the only serious rival to Waffle House.

IHOP is great if you still like someone making smiley faces for you on your pancakes.

If you want to have some fun, go to Denny's with a black friend, and when the waitress takes your order, pull out a stop watch and hit the start button.

Bobs Big Boy

back in the late 80's, my hometown had a Shoney's and they'd open up the breakfast buffet at 11PM and run it until 2 or 3 in the morning.

We'd go midnight bowling, get buzzed on whatever longnecks were the cheapest and then show up with all the other drunks. Shit, we did that for at least 2 summers.

Damn, I just got sentimental about the old days.

or maybe I just wish I could stay up to 2am drinking and eating.

Cheap longnecks? I would have never gone near a breakfast or any type of buffet without first doing 2-3 bong hits. It's called maximizing value.

now that I think about it, that may have had a lot to do with my friends GF gaining 20 pounds that year. They broke up the next summer