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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:20 pm

Rat loves turkey

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Post by Saint » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:10 pm

turkey with light green gravy

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:18 pm

crow was in our bracket contest this year
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:20 pm

Then what the fuck is his problem? Crow needs to get his ass back here.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:08 am

I didn't even notice. I know he's been in it in the past.

He's still mad at Rat, like half the old crowd, but what happened to Ding, DeGaulle, Jon Thumb, Rah? They just move on? I can't imagine they're not posting somewhere. Shit, I've gone months without posting here but then invariably come back. I don't work during the day at a job that I can just kill time like I did in the '90s and early '00s. Still worth it to come by and see what's up.

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Post by Saint » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:08 am

Does Mecca still make attempts to join or has he too given up?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:49 am

I ran them all off.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:50 am

Mook! Come home!

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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:24 am

Dang, those were some funny posts. Thanks.

Yes, I still miss Liz and Kitty. I think the latter eventually got tired of the repeated requests here to disrobe. Or maybe I ran her off, like AA said.

To me, the only place that rivals WH is Doc's home away from home, Shoney's. Sure, they don't have the ambience caused by public urination that you get from WH. But that all you can eat breakfast bar is fantastic. Their a quantity rivals WH's atmosphere.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:55 am

So, basically, CB is a Chuck E. Cheese for old fat whiteys...

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:06 am

Nailed it

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:38 am

Kitty was Bluecats ex. But yes, getting naked was the thing.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:39 am

Liz was just a whore. :-)

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:11 pm

You folks who like WH better than Cracker Barrel, answer me this: what do you think about Waffle House's biscuits.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by bluetick » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:23 pm

The Talent - whoa. I dunno; something snapped somewhere. I didn't know he was a died-in-the-blue-wool Lion's fan...the mental scars that must build up over the decades. At least they had the Cubs to look down on.. ...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by bluetick » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:32 pm

Does WH still like those opaque lighting fixtures? That made it tougher to see what was crawling around on the floor?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:58 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:You folks who like WH better than Cracker Barrel, answer me this: what do you think about Waffle House's biscuits.
I tolt you that you don't go to CB for biscuits.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:22 pm

If Stu wants a biscuit, he goes to Flo's diner in Five Points, where maw-maw still rises before dawn to knead the dough and is still on display when the customers arrive as proof that the country ways are best. They'll wrap the dough around a big hunk of hoop cheese if you want a cheese biscuit, so that there's a big glob of melted cheese in the middle when they take it out'n the oven. Flo herself monitors all, and don't think she's above slapping maw-maw on the back of the head if Flo feels she's shirking. But she never shirks. 'Cept for that one time she had a heart attack in the middle of the morning rush, and they still sent a ball of dough with her in the ambulance to squeeze on...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:22 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:23 pm

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