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Now the table linens have arrived and evidently they're not the exact same ones that the bride ordered. She's gone into pure Bridezilla mode. Who is even going to give a shit? Nobody...

Keep your phone close this weekend. We want updates

That's a good idea. Just have anybody come at me in a wedding dress and I'm going to be running my ass off...

Speaking of bidets, tonight my wife brings up the idea of getting one. I said, what brought the idea of this all of a sudden? It turns out one of her favorite shows to watch is that midget family on TLC. I guess the show was discussing how a bidet is common in midget households because their arms are too short to wipe themselves. She thought it would be nice to have one.

…there you go.

She calling you a midget?




They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time

I don't know if I have ever shared this, but I am scared of midgets. I'm talking about I will get the fuck up and get out of a room scared of them. They freak me out.

There you go. Have at it.

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 11:45 pm I don't know if I have ever shared this, but I am scared of midgets. I'm talking about I will get the fuck up and get out of a room scared of them. They freak me out.

There you go. Have at it.

I would suggest not peeking in eCat's windows after 11pm...

especially the one nicknamed tripod

Heh

Mixed day for the bear camp...

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back from vacation

canceled flights, lost luggage, caught covid

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