Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 3:21 pm
I got a parrot that could talk. He never told me that he was hungry, so he died.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 3:21 pm
I imagine that if you could understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 3:22 pm
They say that the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime but I tried to make it at home and there is more to it than that.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 3:26 pm
The thing that's depressing about playing tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
All complements of Mitch Hedberg
All complements of Mitch Hedberg
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 3:47 pm
You're a dork.
Compliments of me.
Compliments of me.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 3:57 pm
Nerd. Not a dork.
Dorks and Nerds have the majority of money.
Dorks and Nerds have the majority of money.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 3:57 pm
Don't listen to Rat, Owlman, those were good.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 7:51 pm
Don't feed him!
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 11:50 am
RIP Mitch Hedberg. Dude was Steven Wright 2.0.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 11:56 am
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 11:19 pm
Again. If you're looking for something to binge watch this summer check out The Family on ABC.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 7:22 am
this guy has alot of faith in his car being in great shape. Pretty amazing video. You see that coming your way and you just decide there is nothing you can do. If you dont' want to watch it all, jump to the 2:35 mark
[youtube]bjb7QtMEBUg[/youtube]
[youtube]bjb7QtMEBUg[/youtube]
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 7:51 am
That's a hell of a time to run out of gas...
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 9:33 am
I wish you would run out of gas. On a safari.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 10:44 am
That was amazing.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 1:10 pm
I don't know if it was amazing but I'd give rat a solid A-
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 3:01 pm
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 9:12 am
compilation of Matthew McConaughey's best work
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[youtube]IJsG9i2y-MU[/youtube]
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 10:05 am
The Grinder has been cancelled. Apparently, I was the only one watching it.
Re: UCLA Bruins
Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 12:30 pm
My kids did. Grandfathered too.