The Goat Pen

Embezzlement.

they have to keep paying off bad coaches

"I have always thought Tennessee to be one of the richest programs in college sports."

Rich by your backwoods grit standard is not really what everybody else thinks of as rich...

Wouldn't it be sorta funny if Ray had a heart attack & died on the field? It would be another first.

hedge wrote:"I have always thought Tennessee to be one of the richest programs in college sports."

Rich by your backwoods grit standard is not really what everybody else thinks of as rich...

Rich by North Carolina standards is having a toliet in the house.

Only if your lucky to have a gas station out front.

It can also be measured by the number of junk cars in the front yard.

Or toilet bowl flower pots.

I have no problem with an athlete taking a drug to make himself heal to be back to normal. That isn't peformance enhancing in my eyes.

and what the fuck ? Deer Antler is banned?

It's snake oil.

eCat wrote:and what the fuck ? Deer Antler is banned?

Deer antler is essentially HGH in a concentrated form. It has to be banned.

Steroids aren't the problem in football, anyway. Football is the problem with football.

I do love the game...but we're all Roman citizens watching the Gladiators and making excuses for our depravity.

I can't believe I'm just hearing about deer antler now.

Do they just grind it up or what?

Deer antler spray has a microscopic amount of Igf-1, and the deer version of Igf-1 possibly has a different receptor array than what comes from humans. Most endrocrinoligists view it as completely bogus.

They banned it not because of even 1 study that affirmed its purported benefits, but because of safety concerns and what it may do...

Snake oil. And it's been around for years.

Also, on top of the IGf-1 in minute quantities and from a non-human source, Igf-1 CANNOT be taken orally. The stomach acids destroy it.

According to a professor at Johns Hopkins, anyway.


Like I said, snake oil.

How much is Bambi antler piss worth?

"The stomach acids destroy it."

mental note: deer antler enemas

Apparently, you have to inject it.

So, get a compounding pharmacy to prepare it as an injectable, and hope the the IGf-1 from the deer works on humans and is in high enough quantities.

The guy selling this also sells special water that's had a ray beam shot at it and pyramid stickers with magnets to make you stronger.

just for science sake, I'm gonna try the enema anyways

Lookit AA squirm!

I'm out