The Goat Pen

I didn't get tickets but several of the people in my group are going to Monday's game.

what group are you talking about?

your rock group?

your therapy group?

your swingers' group?

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I'm sick and tired of spotting good teams 4 runs in the first inning. Travis Wood needs a trip to the minors.

He'll be there soon enough. Guess you didn't hear me yelling "Hey Grandpa Fifer!" from the bottom of 527.

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dl ... 802&Ref=PH

Heh at #9. Heh at 4 of them being Cardinals. Double obvious heh at #1.

Jungle Rat wrote:He'll be there soon enough. Guess you didn't hear me yelling "Hey Grandpa Fifer!" from the bottom of 527.

It was section 517 not 527. Look back on the posts. Sorry about that Rat

What is the over/under on how many times Mike and Mike are going to play that clip of Pujoles hurting his arm? Goddamn. But wait, doesn't he play for Red Bird's team? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! I hope he dies!

hedge wrote:What is the over/under on how many times Mike and Mike are going to play that clip of Pujoles hurting his arm? Goddamn. But wait, doesn't he play for Red Bird's team? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! I hope he dies!

What the hell are Mike and Mike going to do if there is no NFL season. They'll have a choice of going off the air or committing sucicide. They sure as hell are going to have nothing to talk about.

Marlins Fever. Catch It!

Agree?

http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/news/art ... n&c_id=cin

(if Ding were still alive he'd cream himself with all those stats.)

Just got two for tomorrow down the first base line. Gonna take my 14 year old daughter and teach her about what a big fucking homo A-Rod is. If he plays. Her ex-Step-dad was a Yankee honk. This will be her cleansing of that evil.

Jungle Rat wrote:Just got two for tomorrow down the first base line. Gonna take my 14 year old daughter and teach her about what a big fucking homo A-Rod is. If he plays. Her ex-Step-dad was a Yankee honk. This will be her cleansing of that evil.

So your ex has been through a husband since you. She sounds like a real jewel.

As far as A-Rod is concerned, he's got Cameron Diaz pulling her pants down, and Madonna before that. So he must have something going. Of course Madonna is no big deal. If you told me you had done Madonna I might believe it.

I would have done Madonna when she first came out.

"my group" is the group of college grads I have for the next 3 months at work.

If she likes A-Rod (or Jeter), taking her to see him play in person won't help. It'll only make it worse.

(neither Madonna nor Cameron are hot nowadays...which makes me really respect Justin Timberlake. He sold high on both Britney and Cameron)

Bklyn wrote:If she likes A-Rod (or Jeter), taking her to see him play in person won't help. It'll only make it worse.

(neither Madonna nor Cameron are hot nowadays...which makes me really respect Justin Timberlake. He sold high on both Britney and Cameron)

it's funny madonna's name came up...i woke up early this a.m. (4 o'clock) and started flipping through channels and found a madonna movie on 2 seperate channels. one was a '92 film (body of evidence) where she rode william defoe like a jockey (i turned to the channel just as this scene unfolded) and the other was an '02 movie where she was stranded on a deserted island w/ some cat, and i just happened on this one as the dude was raping her.

my point being, as of 9 years ago, madonna was still highly do-able and in the '92 movie was really hot. can't say what she looks like currently, but odds are i'd still boink her

Is that really madonna? That hasn't been photoshopped? That being the case she must be hitting the crystal meth

Finally the bats awake.