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Post by eCat » Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:11 am

I didn't get tickets but several of the people in my group are going to Monday's game.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:08 am

what group are you talking about?

your rock group?

your therapy group?

your swingers' group?

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Post by aTm » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:33 pm

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Post by Fifer » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:22 pm

I'm sick and tired of spotting good teams 4 runs in the first inning. Travis Wood needs a trip to the minors.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:43 pm

He'll be there soon enough. Guess you didn't hear me yelling "Hey Grandpa Fifer!" from the bottom of 527.

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Post by TheBigMook » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:17 am

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dl ... 802&Ref=PH

Heh at #9. Heh at 4 of them being Cardinals. Double obvious heh at #1.
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Post by Fifer » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:25 am

Jungle Rat wrote:He'll be there soon enough. Guess you didn't hear me yelling "Hey Grandpa Fifer!" from the bottom of 527.
It was section 517 not 527. Look back on the posts. Sorry about that Rat

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Post by hedge » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:25 am

What is the over/under on how many times Mike and Mike are going to play that clip of Pujoles hurting his arm? Goddamn. But wait, doesn't he play for Red Bird's team? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! I hope he dies!
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Post by Fifer » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:17 pm

hedge wrote:What is the over/under on how many times Mike and Mike are going to play that clip of Pujoles hurting his arm? Goddamn. But wait, doesn't he play for Red Bird's team? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! I hope he dies!

What the hell are Mike and Mike going to do if there is no NFL season. They'll have a choice of going off the air or committing sucicide. They sure as hell are going to have nothing to talk about.

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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:45 pm

Marlins Fever. Catch It!

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:45 pm

Agree?

http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/news/art ... n&c_id=cin

(if Ding were still alive he'd cream himself with all those stats.)

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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:14 pm

Just got two for tomorrow down the first base line. Gonna take my 14 year old daughter and teach her about what a big fucking homo A-Rod is. If he plays. Her ex-Step-dad was a Yankee honk. This will be her cleansing of that evil.

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Post by Fifer » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:14 am

Jungle Rat wrote:Just got two for tomorrow down the first base line. Gonna take my 14 year old daughter and teach her about what a big fucking homo A-Rod is. If he plays. Her ex-Step-dad was a Yankee honk. This will be her cleansing of that evil.

So your ex has been through a husband since you. She sounds like a real jewel.

As far as A-Rod is concerned, he's got Cameron Diaz pulling her pants down, and Madonna before that. So he must have something going. Of course Madonna is no big deal. If you told me you had done Madonna I might believe it.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:30 am

I would have done Madonna when she first came out.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:46 am

"my group" is the group of college grads I have for the next 3 months at work.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:30 pm

If she likes A-Rod (or Jeter), taking her to see him play in person won't help. It'll only make it worse.

(neither Madonna nor Cameron are hot nowadays...which makes me really respect Justin Timberlake. He sold high on both Britney and Cameron)
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Post by Cats rule » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:01 pm

Bklyn wrote:If she likes A-Rod (or Jeter), taking her to see him play in person won't help. It'll only make it worse.

(neither Madonna nor Cameron are hot nowadays...which makes me really respect Justin Timberlake. He sold high on both Britney and Cameron)
it's funny madonna's name came up...i woke up early this a.m. (4 o'clock) and started flipping through channels and found a madonna movie on 2 seperate channels. one was a '92 film (body of evidence) where she rode william defoe like a jockey (i turned to the channel just as this scene unfolded) and the other was an '02 movie where she was stranded on a deserted island w/ some cat, and i just happened on this one as the dude was raping her.

my point being, as of 9 years ago, madonna was still highly do-able and in the '92 movie was really hot. can't say what she looks like currently, but odds are i'd still boink her

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Re: Baseball

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Post by Fifer » Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:27 pm

Is that really madonna? That hasn't been photoshopped? That being the case she must be hitting the crystal meth

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Re: Baseball

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:02 pm

Finally the bats awake.

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