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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Red Bird » Tue May 24, 2011 4:39 pm

Well maybe they should?

I'm not a Christian myself, but I do hear Jesus' voice. Perhaps I am one of his sheep?

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 24, 2011 4:48 pm

Red Bird wrote:Well maybe they should?

I'm not a Christian myself, but I do hear Jesus' voice. Perhaps I am one of his sheep?
Perhaps.

Do you think that only through HIM does your soul escape eternal damnation, that you shall not perish, and have eternal life with God the Father?

If so, then yes. Otherwise, no.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Red Bird » Tue May 24, 2011 4:58 pm

Well, thanks for explaining it to me.

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Post by hedge » Tue May 24, 2011 5:01 pm

"Well He was a carpenter and a Rabbi RedBird. And I doubt that while He was a carpenter, that He worked for free."

Congratulations, IB. You've managed to post something so goddamn motherfucking stupid that, as much as I despise you and want to see you ridiculed and scorned, even I am embarrassed for you. Goddamn you are a retard. Actually, that's an insult to retards...
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 24, 2011 5:04 pm

hedge wrote:"Well He was a carpenter and a Rabbi RedBird. And I doubt that while He was a carpenter, that He worked for free."

Congratulations, IB. You've managed to post something so goddamn motherfucking stupid that, as much as I despise you and want to see you ridiculed and scorned, even I am embarrassed for you. Goddamn you are a retard. Actually, that's an insult to retards...
Hedge, I hope you are smart enough to realize that no one here thinks you are funny. You are embarrassing yourself (and to a lesser extent, the University of North Carolina.) I guess Auggie is right about you guys....
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Post by TheBigMook » Tue May 24, 2011 5:30 pm

eCat wrote:ain't nobody want to hear that jebus stuff on here

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Post by Dora » Tue May 24, 2011 6:26 pm

I think Hedge is funny.
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Post by Hizzy III » Tue May 24, 2011 10:25 pm

Dora wrote:I think Hedge is funny.
So does he.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 24, 2011 11:49 pm

He is. Sometimes. IB, not.so much.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Red Bird » Wed May 25, 2011 1:48 am

I just saw Bibi on TV. Did you know that the Arabs hate Israel because Israel is just like the United States? Seriously!

Apparently, if the Jews weren't so close to the United States, the Arabs might be OK with Israel. All this time, I thought it was the other way around.

Nothing to worry about though - Bibi promised that he'll keep sticking up for us.

Did you know that "all men being created equal" was a Jewish idea?

"Justice for all" - Jewish

"life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" - Jewish

"consent of the governed" - Jews

"E pluribus unum" - Jews

I never realized that the founding fathers were Jews. . .

Jeez, no one tells me anything.

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Post by eCat » Wed May 25, 2011 6:46 am

Israel holds the USA in contempt. We are a source of income to them, nothing else.
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Post by Red Bird » Wed May 25, 2011 10:49 am

I admit my experience with Jews is limited. I only know a few Jews well, but being the chosen people does seem to inflate the ego a bit.

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Post by eCat » Wed May 25, 2011 11:01 am

I know several (several being like 12) and they are all pretty cool to me - my soon to be brother-n-law is the nephew of James Caan.

He is also a hardcore Sarah Palin supporter. So we've learned that if we are to be friends and hangout - which we do several times a year, there are certain topics we don't bring up. Matter of fact we are going on a week long vacation together in August. Sarah Palin and Israel will not be discussed.

I'll bring his ass to buy a car with me in a heartbeat though.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed May 25, 2011 11:05 am

I live in NY. So, basically I speak would could best be described as pigeon yiddish and know enough about the customs and holidays to make any yenta swoon. So, it is funny to hear people describe Jews here...
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Post by Dora » Wed May 25, 2011 11:06 am

Geez, just when I was starting to think I'm like a regular person *sigh*
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Post by Owlman » Wed May 25, 2011 11:06 am

One of my close friends has a son who decided to become orthodox. This son and his wife have gone through 3 marriage ceremonies apparently because of doubt that the first two were performed exactly right. My friend (a colleague of my wife) refuses to talk any politics at all with his son (so he'll continue being able to see his grandkids). But when he gets home, it's usually a rant about his son's beliefs.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Dora » Wed May 25, 2011 11:07 am

Bklyn, do you live in Brooklyn? I grew up there but I now live in NC.
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Post by aTm » Wed May 25, 2011 11:08 am

My condolences.
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Post by Bklyn » Wed May 25, 2011 11:10 am

Dora wrote:Bklyn, do you live in Brooklyn? I grew up there but I now live in NC.
Yep, County of Kings. Near DUMBO/Vinegar Hill area.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Dora » Wed May 25, 2011 11:11 am

Condolences about living in NC? It's by choice. I really love it here. I didn't think I would, but I do.
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