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Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:25 am
by hedge
Now the workers are debating the merits of Sbarro's buffet vs. the local place in the mall. Also mentioned was a japanese restaurant where the chef cooks the food right at your table and flips the food in the air. "They put on a show"...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:26 am
by hedge
Sam just inquired about soy sauce: "Now is that Japanese or Chinese?"

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:51 am
by eCat
you guys have a Sbarro's buffet?

luckyyyyyyyyy

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:06 pm
by Dave23
If we had a Sbarro's buffet I would be so happy...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:45 pm
by Jungle Rat
:::: hands hedge loaded unmarked gun. Holds his MHFs hand. ::::

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:46 pm
by hedge
I merely report what I hear...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:47 pm
by Jungle Rat
::: waits :::

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:10 pm
by Saint
Wasn't Sbarro's where Coach Doh liked to conduct his assbangs?

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 1:51 pm
by DooKSucks
LMAO

Your boys travel to the big city from Bethel for lunch? They must have more than an hour break.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 2:02 pm
by hedge
No, they were talking about their weekend fare. Dates, spacial occasions, Sunday go to meeting, that sort of thing...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:02 pm
by Jungle Rat
Ass banging hedge in a Shell mens room.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:05 pm
by hedge
Good story of a bear attack in Montana...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... zzly-bear/

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:16 pm
by crotch

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 8:19 pm
by crotch

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:45 pm
by Bklyn
A horde of anti-American protestors thrust their fists in the air during the singing of the National Anthem.
lmmfao

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:31 am
by hedge
Disgrace!

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:34 am
by hedge
Demi Lovato quit Twitter briefly before going on a rampage just 24 hours later.

The 23-year-old quit the social media outlet on Monday, claiming to prefer Snapchat because she is free from the opinions of some people. After quitting Twitter, she also promised to quit Instagram as well.

http://www.everydaygainz.com/news-polit ... ter-craze/

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:57 am
by hedge
Dude just brought a load of corn in here. Looked kinda crazy. Apropos nothing, he says "Ya'll do this for a living?" I said "Yeah, as far as I know." Then he jerked his chin towards Sam (who was working on tickets over at his desk) and says "What about him?" I said "Yeah." Then he said "Ya'll drive new cars?" I mumbled something and sent him to dump his corn. It was like something out of a David Lynch movie...

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:07 am
by AlabamAlum
He was lamenting the fact that you were lounging in windfall from HIS corn; and his grievous toil got him but a pittance, a PITTANCE! But you, YOU, driving your new cars were getting HIS profits and counting the money from HIS work with your uncalloused hands punctuated with sickeningly clean fingernails.


He will stew on this for months and then come back and kill you all.

Re: Uncle Bud

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:10 am
by aTm
Basically