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Re: UCLA Bruins
TV has come a long way in our lifetimes...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
wish your lifetime hadn't come a long way
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Nice work
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Re: UCLA Bruins
What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White Vans.
This is my favorite new joke.
White Vans.
This is my favorite new joke.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
mine is what I read about a guy talking about his ex girlfriend
"everything that comes out of her mouth is lies and everything that goes in it is dicks"
"everything that comes out of her mouth is lies and everything that goes in it is dicks"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Sounds like Rat and/or Hedge just found a new tag line.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Many years ago Anna Nicole Smith made a movie called Skyscraper. It was a bad,bad ripoff of Diehard - most noteable for a scene where she gets raped doggy style with her titties flopping around.
so I can't sleep and its 3:30am and I'm like - hey, why not look for a scene on the internet of those titties? but instead I find outtakes from the movie where she tries to act....and fails
[youtube]z4l-1JFW59A[/youtube]
so now I find the movie on Youtube (you have to verify you are an adult to be able to watch it - plus there is alot of soft porn out on youtube I never knew about but I digress
and in the very first scene of the movie after watching those outtakes I realized they dubbed her voice on the "victor charlie" stuff. The director must have come to the conclusion that she could never put a complete sentence together
so I can't sleep and its 3:30am and I'm like - hey, why not look for a scene on the internet of those titties? but instead I find outtakes from the movie where she tries to act....and fails
[youtube]z4l-1JFW59A[/youtube]
so now I find the movie on Youtube (you have to verify you are an adult to be able to watch it - plus there is alot of soft porn out on youtube I never knew about but I digress
and in the very first scene of the movie after watching those outtakes I realized they dubbed her voice on the "victor charlie" stuff. The director must have come to the conclusion that she could never put a complete sentence together
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I just watched Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry on Netflix. Somehow the line "So help me, if you try another stunt like that again, I'm gonna braid your tits" didn't thrill me as much as when I heard it when I was 7 years old...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Mentally, you're still 7
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Just watched my first episode of Archer. It's pretty funny. Something about them selling 20 kilos of cocaine. I thought he was an undercover agent?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
that's like the 4th season.
they went rogue the 4th season and tried to unload a vault load of cocaine in various places
they went rogue the 4th season and tried to unload a vault load of cocaine in various places
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
I caught a good movie the other day I'd never heard of called Matewan - about the 1920's coal strike/war in West Virginia.
Its worth watching.
Its worth watching.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
watched creed worth the price of admission. hunger games not so much but still worth the matinee price
hope everyone had a good turkey weekend
hope everyone had a good turkey weekend
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Re: UCLA Bruins
Found my new favorite cover guy:
[youtube]gXK4rkwFIwM[/youtube]
[youtube]gXK4rkwFIwM[/youtube]
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
BigRedMan wrote:Found my new favorite cover guy:
[youtube]gXK4rkwFIwM[/youtube]
He got a little GWAR at the end there but I can respect the talent
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
crashcourse wrote:
its a shame, they made some great music - dude had his demons though. I can remember him on Howard Stern and the rest of the band pissed about him constantly fucking up
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: UCLA Bruins
e, are you familiar with Lucero?
Being a fan of SCOTS, I can see you liking Lucero...
Being a fan of SCOTS, I can see you liking Lucero...
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: UCLA Bruins
no I'm not - whats a good song they have?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.