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Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 7:41 am
by hedge
If I knew which one you preferred, I could rest assured that the other one was better. In this case, though, neither option is stellar, but as is the case with the entire genre, one is limited by the original statement upon which one sallies forth ones ill wish..
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:25 am
by Jungle Rat
Professor Tiger wrote:GBJ, we forgot to bring you up to speed since your extended absence. Hedge has invented, and has been perpetuating, the meme "I wish you _________." Fill in the blank with some form of death or similar ill will. It is usually loosely based on the previous post. VERY loosely. Actual funniness is optional.
Wrong.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:07 am
by Professor Tiger
"I wish you ______" is the new Hitler video.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:25 am
by AlabamAlum
It has run its course, no doubt. Needs to be put down like Ol' Yeller.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:38 pm
by hedge
I wish you had been bitten by Ol' Yeller...
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:43 pm
by AlabamAlum
Meh. The art of comedy is knowing when to retire bits. Its time is long since passed.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:00 pm
by aTm
I wish you had long since passed.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:12 pm
by hedge
"Meh. The art of comedy is knowing when to retire bits. Its time is long since passed."
Nope, I trust Gilbert Gottfried's opinion more than yours (first 60 seconds)...
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Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:39 pm
by AlabamAlum
Yes, Gilbert us the king if all things comedic.
:::eye roll:::
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:08 pm
by Professor Tiger
ATM, I really like your avatar. The PC Bro episode of Southpark rocks.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:11 pm
by Jungle Rat
I wish you would get hit by a rock. In the face.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:25 pm
by Professor Tiger
Rat, you are stunning and brave.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:11 am
by hedge
That would've been better if he'd said "I wish you would get hit by a rock, bro"...
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:44 pm
by Professor Tiger
Check your white privilege, bro!
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:56 pm
by Jungle Rat
Hedge is always a step behind. It's better that way.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:18 am
by GBJs
I figured some such. I didn't know just where it came from but...
I dunno...'I think the getting caught by a bullet is better. I know it's better than the attempt at comedy but that should be intuitively obvious...
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:29 pm
by Professor Tiger
To his credit, hedge always tries hard....
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:55 am
by Jungle Rat
So did Charles Manson.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:17 am
by The Gray Ghost
** chirping crickets **
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:44 am
by hedge
I heard a rumor that UT players called a player's only meeting and several team members quit the team after the meeting...