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Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:00 pm
by bluetick
zero UT turnovers: UA 35 UT 31
3+ UT TOs: UA 45 UT 20
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:29 pm
by GBJs
Tenn is winning the turn over battle at the half, 2 to 1. Bama only up 14, Tenn is a second half team
G, BIIT...
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 6:30 pm
by hedge
Maybe next year, Vols...
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 7:42 pm
by Jungle Rat
Or maybe not.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 8:47 pm
by Professor Tiger
Saban can't last coach forever - unless the REC scientific research division has discovered immortality potion for him.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:21 pm
by bluetick
Professor Tiger wrote:Saban can't last coach forever - unless the REC scientific research division has discovered immortality potion for him.
That post makes sense to me but only cause im piss drunk.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:21 am
by Professor Tiger
You've got that coming.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 5:10 pm
by Professor Tiger
How's the hangover, Tick?
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:55 pm
by GBJs
GBJs wrote:Tenn is winning the turn over battle at the half, 2 to 1. Bama only up 14, Tenn is a second half team
G, BIIT...
I think we're lucky the real UT didn't come out for the second half. I doubt our brave men could have survived the beating.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:44 am
by Professor Tiger
Butch is shrewd. He and his Vols were just keeping their powder dry until the time is right to unleash their full creamsickle fury. The Tide players went home in one piece and lived to fight another day. I call it a draw.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:09 am
by The Gray Ghost
They will meet again in Atlanta and the Vals will be in perfect position to pounce.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:32 am
by Professor Tiger
That is correct - all part of Butch's master plan to lure the Tide into a state of complacency before the SECCG.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:52 am
by 10ac
I think he needs to run that fake option play more. You know the one were everyone thinks it's an option but it's really a hand off to the running back through an imaginary hole punched through the out manned defensive front.
That play really catches opponents off guard.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 12:48 pm
by hedge
I wish a rabid pitbull would catch you off guard...
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:03 pm
by GBJs
Too easy.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:48 pm
by Professor Tiger
GBJ, we forgot to bring you up to speed since your extended absence. Hedge has invented, and has been perpetuating, the meme "I wish you _________." Fill in the blank with some form of death or similar ill will. It is usually loosely based on the previous post. VERY loosely. Actual funniness is optional.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:11 pm
by hedge
Thank you, Capt. Obvious...
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 6:28 pm
by Professor Tiger
GBJ was gone for a long time. Someone needed to catch him up to speed.
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:13 pm
by hedge
I can't decide b/w "I wish you were gone for a long time" or "I wish a speeding bullet would catch up to your temple". Your thoughts?
Re: Tennessee Volunteers
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:14 am
by Professor Tiger
Why is the Master of the "I wish you were ______" paradigm seeking advice from me, a mere novice in that genre?