The Goat Pen

I think he's really Detective Arthur Dietrich.

No, I only defended physicians.

I'll stick with aircraft repair

That's probably for the best

Professor Tiger wrote:

Owlman wrote:my 4 years of medical school, my 4 years of residency and my multiple years of practice as an Obstetrician/Gynecologist (before I went to law school) and my umpteenth years of required Continuing Medical Education. Where did you get your definitions?

So you're both a doctor AND a lawyer? Do you ever have an uncontrollable urge to sue yourself for malpractice?

I doubt it...he'd have no one to sue when he lost.

Owlman wrote:

I'll stick with aircraft repair

That's probably for the best

I'm quite sure it is.
1. I can sleep at night with people flying safely from my work.
2. I don't get rust on my hands from coat hangars.

Sounds like you're making wrong assumptions again. Who uses rusty hangers for anything?

There's not an Obstetrician out there that hasn't done Spontaneous Abortions, including Obstetrician Ron Paul

I think he's talking about the wire hangers he beats his children with.

GBJs wrote:

Owlman wrote:

I'll stick with aircraft repair

That's probably for the best

I'm quite sure it is.
1. I can sleep at night with people flying safely from my work.
2. I don't get rust on my hands from coat hangars.

Of course not. You wear gloves.

You're an idiot. Where ever in any post has there been any suggestion that I did any elective termination of pregnancies?

Hey I was just messing with you and thought my joke was funny. Damn, lighten up baby killer.

Spacer killed babies? Who knew?

Dr. Huxtable never kilt a baby. Though I'm sure the thought crossed his mind once that cousin was introduced for the last season or so.

Owlman wrote:Sounds like you're making wrong assumptions again. Who uses rusty hangers for anything?

There's not an Obstetrician out there that hasn't done Spontaneous Abortions, including Obstetrician Ron Paul

Wrong assumptions? Again? When did I make an assumption, let alone an incorrect one? Is your intelligence level so high you can't understand simple smart-assery? Perhaps it was you who made an assumption in saying it was probably for the best I stick with aircraft repair? Was that because it's my chosen field or a slight at what you perceive my intelligence level to be? I may not be a great "orator", but let me hand you a piece of aluminum and a drawing for a fuselage repair. There's a lot to be said for just where you're standing on God's little green earth in relation to just how dumb someone is.

I disagree with abortions when used as a method of birth control. I believe adoption is a much better recourse. My disagreement will not make it illegal, and if it did, would not stop them from occurring. I've had many conversations with doctors...even old country doctors who used to make house calls. Abortions are nothing new wherever they occur and whoever they are done by.

I'll guaran damn tee no statements of who has or hasn't performed this "evacuation of the uterus in a pre-viable pregnancy", or legalese, will create a moment of enlightenment changing my moral compass or belief. What I see as the key word in your definition is "pregnancy". There's a heartbeat, then there is not. It was on purpose. Again, this conversation holds no merit.

Abortion. Talks. Bear. No. Fruit.


How about Tebow and the Broncos?

Tebow can't pass.

That's what people keep saying anyway.

Owlman wrote:You're an idiot. Where ever in any post has there been any suggestion that I did any elective termination of pregnancies?

Back down Malcolm.

AlabamAlum wrote:Abortion. Talks. Bear. No. Fruit.

On the contrary, though nature programs typically focus on bears eating massive amounts of salmon, they do in fact eat large amounts of berries.

It's obvious, Mook is still a virgin.

unlike Tebow's anus.

I had no idea that Bear Bryant had a fruit abortion.