The Goat Pen

BigRedMan wrote:So True Detective took an interesting turn this week.

So did your wife when she knocked on my front door.

Yeah, I could only get so lucky.

ANSWER THE QUESTION, BRM!

I read a spoiler

They definitely throw a monkey wrench at you

I will watch it either tonight or Wednesday night, so I've stayed away from any reviews/commentary.

Joe Dirt 2 on Crackle

http://www.crackle.com/c/joe-dirt-2-beautiful-loser

ok 12 minutes into it, I can see why

I would have left the theater by now

DiCaprio has his shit together when it comes to selecting scripts.

This story has been told multiple times but I doubt any of them will come close to touching this

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I sat thru all 90 minutes of Joe Dirt 2 last night...they made a wise choice...

Dave23 wrote:I sat thru all 90 minutes of Joe Dirt 2 last night...they made a wise choice...

I had to stop watching when she was giving birth. I think watching that scene was more painful than actual childbirth

Dave23 wrote:I sat thru all 90 minutes of Joe Dirt 2 last night...they made a wise choice...

What was the wise choice?

Straight to digital media...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ale ... fe89e970a?


"There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition, we ran molasses into Canada... made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business! "

Damn, look at that picture of him. Maybe they really did shoot his eye out for the movie...

The Sharknado franchise have ceased to take their craft seriously...

Ceased?

The non-sequitors regarding the space shuttle were the best.

"But you've never flown one of these things before."

"Yeah, but nobody else has had to deal with these sharks, so I have to do it."

To say nothing of the fact that they got it prepped and ready to go in 5 minutes...

I posted too soon. It ended strong with another outrageous ending. Me and the kids did a collective "No way!"

Spoiler Alert! Here is a summary for those who wish not to indulge in what now is an American past time.

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/sharknado-gifs ... 13475.html

Just got done watching the most EPIC summer comedy movie ever... PIXELS! For anyone aged 38 to about 55, you need to see it and laugh your @ss off....

Now I know I will never watch what already looked like tripe.