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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:35 pm
by Jungle Rat
Everywhere
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:32 pm
by Owlman
Vessique the Vampire is looking for a bat to accompany him, so he recruits 3 bats and tells them "whoever comes back with the most blood on their face will be my companion."
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So the 3 bats go out, and when they return he asks the 1st bat, "so how did you do?" Bat 1, with a lot of blood on his face replies, "see that school over there? I sucked all the blood out of the kids."
"Very good" says the vampire. He then asked Bat 2 how did he do?
Bat 2, whose face was also covered in blood, replied, "see that church over there, I sucked out all the blood from all of its members."
"Excellent!" said the vampire.
He then turned to Bat 3, whose face was so covered with blood that it was dripping in blood dropping to the ground. Vessique the Vampire said, "Wow! You did good!!" What did you do?"
Bat 3 responded, "see that tower over there?"
The vampire said, "well no, I don't."
Bat 3 said, "neither did I."
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:14 am
by crashcourse
I wish you were Bat 3
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:50 pm
by Dave23
A.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:35 pm
by 10ac
A
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:02 pm
by AlabamAlum
Spacer (and other lawyers):
Did you see this?
http://www.publicdefender.mo.gov/Newsfe ... tation.PDF
Tl/dr: Missouri Director of Public Defenders orders the governor to take a case
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:04 pm
by DooKSucks
Heh. I saw that. Well played.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:31 pm
by Owlman
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 8:38 am
by eCat
beautiful
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:09 am
by Bklyn
Yep, totally beautiful.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 11:51 am
by Owlman
Reports: 78-year-old man offered teen (and his father apparently)
$5 for oral sex in Texas park bathroom
http://www.chron.com/news/local/crime/a ... 098426.php
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:08 pm
by Bklyn
This only matters if he was wearing a woman's wig during the solicitation.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:04 pm
by Jungle Rat
Sitting on the beach as I post this.
Fuck ya'll
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:38 pm
by crashcourse
need some sharknados at HH
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:04 pm
by Jungle Rat
We did have a waterspout a few nights ago.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:40 am
by Owlman
I guess it ain't 1950 any more. Not worth the potential prison time, but it must have been satisfying
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-m ... story.html
[youtube]h-_BmgALC5c[/youtube]
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:47 am
by AlabamAlum
Because he called her a name? Surely, he did something more serious to deserve that ass whooping.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:50 am
by AlabamAlum
A witness told KABC-TV that the man, who appeared to be intoxicated, yelled racial slurs at the woman and passengers on the train. That’s when the woman unleashed the kicks. Finally, the emergency stop was pulled and the train’s operator was notified about the assault, the witness told the news station.
Guess not.
Yeah. Way excessive. She needs some jail time.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:18 am
by eCat
he needs a bambulance!
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:03 pm
by 10ac
heh