The Goat Pen

I'm not going to bash Jenner for it but damn

seems like a waste. Dude should have been a world class pussy wrangler after being on a wheaties box. The closest thing we have to the real life Dos Equis guy.

I don't even want to get into the details of how this shit works, but in general, what do they do? Cut a hole into your taint? Do they remove the dick and balls? Damn...

I figure they take the sensitive part of your dick head and turn that into a clit

as least that's what I'd gathered from watching South Park.

Missed opportunity for "I saw this on an episode of South Park, I'll handle this"...

Still, what about the hole? Or does she have to just settle for getting her transformed clit tickled the rest of her life? Or, well, taking it in the ass? Again, damn...

hell I don't know

all I know is I'm getting a camera up my dickhole in the next couple of weeks so I'm gonna feel like Bruce Jenner anyways.

eCat wrote:hell I don't know

all I know is I'm getting a camera up my dickhole in the next couple of weeks so I'm gonna feel like Bruce Jenner anyways.

Reminds me of the ol' Cheech and Chong peter rooter bit.

do you suffer from the drip drip drip of gonorrhea?

hedge wrote:Missed opportunity for "I saw this on an episode of South Park, I'll handle this"...

Still, what about the hole? Or does she have to just settle for getting her transformed clit tickled the rest of her life? Or, well, taking it in the ass? Again, damn...

My understanding is that the penile shaft is largely mutilated, but left attached, and is used for the labia and as the "casing" within the vaginal cavity. Like e said, a bit of the penis (with the requisite amount of nerve endings), is left around for the clitoris. The balls probably shrink dramatically with the hormone treatments, so whatever is left over is probably used to make a nice tea cozy, or some shit. I don't know. It may be like how the Cherokee did things, where you use all of the buffalo.

My education is in Accounting and Finance, so what do I know? Ask Spacer.

I'm not sure this is a good idea

20th Century Fox is excited about a new take from “X-Men: First Class” writers Ashley Miller and Zack Stentz

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is in negotiations to star in and produce a remake of John Carpenter‘s cult classic “Big Trouble in Little China” that will be written by “X-Men: First Class” scribes Ashley Miller and Zack Stentz, multiple individuals familiar with the project have told TheWrap.

A representative for 20th Century Fox did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Johnson is making a deal to play Jack Burton, an all-American trucker who gets dragged into a centuries-old mystical battle in San Francisco’s Chinatown.


also......

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson confirmed on his Instagram Thursday night that he will star in the film reboot of “Baywatch.” The actor posted a bare-chested picture of himself straddling a waverunner while out in the ocean with the caption, “This is my beach bitch!”

hedge wrote:I don't even want to get into the details of how this shit works, but in general, what do they do? Cut a hole into your taint? Do they remove the dick and balls? Damn...

They cut the dick down to the balls. Take out the balls and all but the nerve endings on the penis. This they make into a clitoris. Then they take a triangle wedge off of each thigh including muscle and vessels, invert it, burrow it through where the balls were. They then sew that together to make the vagina so that the skin from the thigh becomes the vagina.

At least that's how they used to do it.

I thought he/she wasn't having that surgery.

Double standard?

http://www.si.com/wnba/2015/06/01/glory ... y%20griner

No need for the question mark. It definitely is, at least as it relates to police (informal) policy of arrests with same sex couples.

Ray Rice is going to hunt you down...

He doesn't have the gas money to get to me.

The cops need to simply go with the one with the worst injuries stays home. In any DV case.

HBO's "Vice" on Monsanto....just, damn. I didn't think I could hate a corporation more. I was wrong.

My only thought about Jenner is that I felt she looked a lot like Jessica Lange. Then a story about the resemblance popped up on Yahoo and I realized that Jessica Lange looks more like a transsexual than Jenner does, although the latter had the benefit of Annie Leibowitz taking her picture.

AlabamAlum wrote:HBO's "Vice" on Monsanto....just, damn. I didn't think I could hate a corporation more. I was wrong.

You're just now getting hip to the fact that Monsanto is pure evil.

it takes a special kind of person to go work for them