The Goat Pen

It means nothing, unless she is hot.

Ya know I never have been able to master the skill of shooting a snot rocket. Just went outside to have a smoke and tried it. I still blow that shit all over myself.

you can't do it standing straight up

Yeah, you have to kind of arch your back....back and toward the left....back and toward the left....back and toward the left.

I knew a guy in high school who could hit any target.

Jungle Rat wrote:Happens all the time. Hell, I had to stop mid stream off the front porch just this morning because my neighbour across the street was getting her paper. Not sure if she saw me though.

there must be something in our neanderthal DNA that makes men want to pee outside. I've done when its night.

I do it at night and in the morning before sunrise. Im doing my part to save water.

"you guys ever put , like your thumb over your nostril and then blow snot out the other one?"

You mean, like, everyday? If so, then yes...

From Blood Meridian:

"The old man didnt answer. He turned his head suddenly aside and seized his nose
between his thumb and forefinger and blew twin strings of snot onto the floor and
wiped his fingers on the seam of his jeans. I come from Mississippi. I was a slaver,
dont care to tell it. Made good money. I never did get caught. Just got sick of it. Sick
of niggers. Wait till I show ye somethin.

He turned and rummaged among the hides and handed through the flames a small dark
thing. The kid turned it in his hand. Some man's heart, dried and blackened. He passed
it back and the old man cradled it in his palm as if he'd weigh it.

They is four things that can destroy the earth, he said. Women, whiskey, money, and
niggers.

They sat in silence. The wind moaned in the section of stove pipe that was run through
the roof above them to quit the place of smoke. After a while the old man put the
heart away.

That thing costed me two hundred dollars, he said.

You give two hundred dollars for it?

I did, for that was the price they put on the black son of a bitch it hung inside of."

What does ol' Cormac have agin the quotation mark?

Why bother with such superfluousness if you can follow along without them? He often doesn't use question marks and I can't recall ever seeing an exclamation point. A semi-colon is anathema...

ANYTHING DIFFERENT CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME!

Also semi-colons.

63 degrees here tomorrow and partly sunny.

no way am I going to be in this office

I found Mook

http://espn.go.com/high-school/story/_/ ... -northwest

[youtube]tdGrB3Za4_o[/youtube]

If Stu did TV sports.

[youtube]AKZOYZn6zPg[/youtube]

who will post random pictures of Houston now that Hizzy's gone?

Hizzy would love this if he were here...

http://autos.aol.com/photos/worst-cars-for-economy/

Stu at his Senior Prom

wrong. i was stuffing my face at the food table after hitting the Tokemaster® beforehand. then I danced with Shawna as a preamble to fucking her.

you were in the bushes vomiting PJ, dimp