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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:12 pm
by Jungle Rat
I don't get the in the tank analogy. Red Lobster lobsters in the tank are for show. They took away the pick your own lobster thing decades ago. Yep, ya get frozen lobster now. Lobsters in an aquarium are so much bigger. Just harder to steal. But they are meaty if you can grab one.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:44 pm
by 10ac
I thought so.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 3:58 am
by GBJs
The Gray Ghost wrote:Prof your original analogy of comparing lobsters in different tanks to teams that play Bammer compared to those that don't was more fitting. Why did you pull it?
I don’t think it was a “pull” so much as a “ran out of talent” ... if it’s much beyond a hitler vid or a crime blotter, well, that’s really all he’s got.
HIYA PROF!!!
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:56 pm
by Professor Tiger
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:35 pm
by hedge
Yeah, but you combine those fans' IQ's and you're starting to get into Mensa levels...
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:39 pm
by GBJs
Yes, you’ve shown me now... there are your high end limits.
I expected more from an Auburn graduate. I don’t know why but I expected more from an Auburn graduate.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:49 pm
by GBJs
Happy Thanksgiving!! I hope everyone has had a safe and enjoyable.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:07 pm
by GBJs
Prof... make sure to speak to your Mom today. We are both blessed.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 6:34 pm
by Professor Tiger
She’s at my house right now.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:00 pm
by Jungle Rat
Thankfully she left me a key to her place.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:01 am
by Professor Tiger
I asked her about that. She told me she lets you live rent free in her basement so that you can play video games, smoke weed, and abuse yourself in peace and solitude.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:19 am
by Jungle Rat
Now you know what I'm thankful for.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:42 am
by Professor Tiger
Just before your Mom died, my Mom promised that she would take over that responsibility.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 11:47 am
by Jungle Rat
I'm just glad she finally decided to use Depends.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:14 pm
by Professor Tiger
In other news, Bama is going to do to Auburn what JJ Watt did to Alex Smith's leg.
You heard it here first.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:16 pm
by Jungle Rat
You should see what I'm going to do to your mom once she fixes my sammich.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:26 pm
by Professor Tiger
You can't even get it up anymore.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:33 pm
by Jungle Rat
Gotta love Johnsonville Brats
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:51 pm
by GBJs
Well, somehow our smoke and mirrors offense has made it through the season without being exposed... we had a couple of lucky breaks today... otherwise it could have gone either way.
Just a simple Roll Tide.
Re: Alabama Crimson Tide
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:06 pm
by GBJs
This game with UGA worries me... Kirby may be the first to slap the mentorship program...