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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:38 pm
by DooKSucks
AA is back, and I am happy about that.

AA, did AA Jr attend law school?

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:30 pm
by Professor Tiger
DS, if you ever miss AA and want him to appear, just let me know. All I have to is post something that is only 80% complimentary of Bama football, and not 100%, and he will appear in a flash, spew bile, insist that he ignores me, and then disappear again for awhile.

I have him extremely well trained that way.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:03 pm
by GBJs
Simply purveying truth = spewing of bile; check.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:32 pm
by Professor Tiger

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:58 pm
by GBJs
ATAPR???... you should be working with that endangered young lady.

BTW... Only one? Either your slipping, the police are slipping, or Bama fans have been in contact with the REC commish who doesn’t approve of those photos...

Only time will tell...

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:43 pm
by Professor Tiger
Oh there are at least a dozen of those, and more being created all the the time. I only posted one because of the mildness of your infraction. If you want to see more, I could post them. But I'm saving them for AA's future spews.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:18 pm
by GBJs
It’s the second “Reason to Hate Orange “ week...

Roll Tide.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 10:55 pm
by Professor Tiger
It’s Iron Bowl week. This is what the lobsters in the tank feel like at Red Lobster.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:47 am
by hedge
Do lobsters in the tank at Red Lobster feel differently than lobsters in the tank elsewhere? I'm just asking since you made it a point to specifically cite Red Lobster...

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:11 pm
by Jungle Rat
He thinks Red Lobster is high end seafood.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 10:50 pm
by Professor Tiger
hedge, to answer your question: a lobster in the tank at an aquarium doesn’t feel the same as a lobster in the tank at Red Lobster, or any other seafood restaurant that serves lobster.

Hope that alleviates your confusion.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:49 am
by hedge
Oh I get that, I just wondered why you chose to specifically site Red Lobster than just say "restaurant." But I think Rat answered my question...

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:52 am
by Professor Tiger
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 9:31 am
by dave_rickart
....Bammer

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 10:58 am
by 10ac
Aren't Red Lobster's lobsters frozen?

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:27 am
by hedge
Probably, which just adds to the failure of Prof's post...

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 2:58 pm
by Professor Tiger
10ac wrote:Aren't Red Lobster's lobsters frozen?
Maybe in Tennessee, where they are called "large crawdads." But in Red Lobsters restaurants everywhere else...

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This^ is secret footage of Auburn's O-line in practice.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 4:00 pm
by DooKSucks
The Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuit mix you can buy at the grocery store makes a decent gimick biscuit.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 4:25 pm
by Jungle Rat
Not when you eat 50 in a sitting.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:38 pm
by The Gray Ghost
Prof your original analogy of comparing lobsters in different tanks to teams that play Bammer compared to those that don't was more fitting. Why did you pull it?