The Goat Pen

Bammer?

Yes, bammer.

Professor Tiger wrote:“The Fighting Corn Dogs” - that’s funny right there.

They and UGA are the only teams that will make Bama even break a sweat. Bama’s margin of victory will only be in the 10’s.

I’ll take that right now.

This may be the best Bama team of all time. It is by far the best Bama offense of all time. After watching what they did to LSU, it is apparent they will blow out anybody they play - Georgia (who lost to LSU), Clemson, the Steelers, anybody.

their own 2nd string is their toughest competition.

All smoke and mirrors folks... smoke and mirrors.

Yes, I still miss the days when Bama QB’s were all “game managers” like AJ McCarron and Greg McElroy, not 20-year old Tom Brady’s.

You mean like Jalen? SECOPOY as a true freshman? And Brady wasn’t nearly Tua at this stage. Our 99 team shoud have whipped M in the bowl game... AND they were coached by DuBose.

BTW, Those two “game managers” won two SECCG’s and three BCSCG’s... in 4 seasons... I’ll take that every time. You should go back to John P.

I now return you to the regularly scheduled smoke and mirrors discussion...

GBJs wrote:BTW, Those two “game managers” won two SECCG’s and three BCSCG’s... in 4 seasons... I’ll take that every time. You should go back to John P.

Yes, those two game mangers won those championships by doing what game managers do - hand the ball off to fabulous backs and complete just enough high-percentage short passes to keep defenses from putting 11 in the box.

But yes, I still John David Parker Wilson Phillips.

PS, don’t bad mouth Dubose. It’s hard for him or any other Bama coach to live up the legendary standard that Head Coach Mike Price era left at Bama.

DuBose was before Mr. Price applied to be the head football coach for the University of Alabama, a position he never fulfilled as he never signed a contract. Ergo I’ve had just as much success at rhe same position...

We seem to have been through this before...Are ye daft, man?

And don’t go hatin’ on game managers just because they are smart enough to use the talent around them...

I could have won the same championships that McElroy and McCarron did if I had played QB instead of them. All they had to do is hand off the ball to Lacy, Yeldon, Ingram and Richardson, all running behind a monster offensive line. Well, that and hitting a tight end on an out route every once in awhile.

AJ and Greg, combined, completed over 65% of 1,658 passes for 14,710 yards and 116 TD passes at Alabama. AJ is the all-time passing leader for the University of Alabama. Greg is 5th all-time. But sure, that's just hitting a tight-end every once in awhile and you could have done the same thing.

Fucking moron.

Aaaaah, the Krimson King of Klamidia returns, who STILL hasn't had a decent bowel movement after 25 years.

Setting "all time passing leader" records at Alabama is like setting "all time rushing leader" records at BYU.

At least Tua is a no kidding passing wonderkind. Beyond studly. I've never seen a better QB anywhere.

Nearly 15,000 passing yards combined is hitting a tight end every once in a while. You could do that!

You are bluster with no substance. Bravado without accomplishment. You have to drop out of a real career path to peddle mythology to convicts because, well, math is hard, I guess. People often wonder if Hitler would have been a better person if he had just been admitted to that art school, but I wonder if you would still be a piece of human shit if you had the IQ to manage a math course. I doubt it would matter. Back on ignore, fuckstick.

The master returneth - though note he didn't put a single scoop of sand in a glad bag.

Aaaaaah, the Krimson King of Klamidia returns...

STAY OFF MY THREAD!

AA, such artistry.