The Goat Pen

She has a great rack.

Not all Asians have flat asses. My Korean ex had a phenomenal ass.

Her ass comes in goes. It looks good in certain poses.

"My Korean ex had a phenomenal ass."

You have a phenomenal ass too, but more like in the way the Grand Canyon is phenomenal...

DS always extolled the virtues of the ex's ass. I believe him. There are black swans.

I envision a discussion on korean girls asses among the barber shops guys in Coming to America


"I used to a date a Korean girl, had a fine ass"

"Ass so tight you could bounce a quarter off it, everybody knows korean girls have the best asses"

What about Latino asses? Salma Hayek has the best ass I've ever seen

Aww...there it is.....THERE IT IS....EVERY TIME I START TALKING ABOUT KOREAN ASSES, YOU GOT TO BRING UP SALMA HAYEK!
Salma Hayak had a to hold a snake in all her movies! Don't nobody remember what her ass look like

I know she held a snake but she does have a fine ass

Salma Hayek had to hold a snake and she was 42 weeks pregnant in that movie

George Clooney came in here and I asked him...George...what do you think about Salma Hayek's ass ? and you know what he said to me?
He said Salma Hayek had to have 12 ass surgeries by two Korean plastic surgeons just to keep her ass from falling off!

Maaannn...you ain't never met no George Clooney

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU

I don't care how fine their asses were 2 things I couldn't stand--smelled like kimchee and age way to fast.

but I do enjoy watching the lpga on occasion

https://www.google.com/search?q=So+Yeon ... _du8DrM%3A

Fine effort by eCat...

Indeed

crashcourse wrote:I don't care how fine their asses were 2 things I couldn't stand--smelled like kimchee and age way to fast.

but I do enjoy watching the lpga on occasion

https://www.google.com/search?q=So+Yeon ... _du8DrM%3A

Well, whatever their diet, it seems to give them a bit more cleavage and base than their Tokyo and Beijing counterparts

Well done, eCat. Well done. Brings a tear to my eye. <hand claps and slow head shaking>

Rat,

have you been to Swamp Water Grill out by the Precint?

The name sounds like it needs to be in a Disneyland attraction, but the food is great.

Nope. I'll have to check it out.

I wish you were boiled in swamp water out by the cannibal precinct...

Kudos

I want one

one of those things you watch over and over

Is that thing on a paint can?

You know who I hate? The mother fucker standing in front of you at Chipotle and when it's his turn he pulls out a gotdam list and orders 14 burritos. Hell has a special place for him. Never fails when I want a burrito the guy in front of me is ordering for the rotary club or some shit

Yep...in NY, it's the guy in the hard hat at the grill counter in the deli. If I walk in a place for my egg white, turkey and hot sauce on wheat toast and see the hard hat guy with the paper in his hand standing in line, I just grab a muffin and leave. That guy is ordering for the whole construction crew and you'll be waiting forever for your order.

Now, I will say, "forever" is only about 8 minutes because these Mexican short order cooks are amazing, but that 8 minutes feels like 30 when you just want to get your sandwich and go to work.

Egg white, turkey, and hot sauce on wheat? Hmmmm.