The Goat Pen

AA? Is that you?

GBJs wrote:That’s always been the concern with you... a person gives an honest review and he’s made light of, even accused of “sandbagging” ...

P,YAAM.

AA obviously hacked GBJ’s account. Welcome back, er, AA, I guess....

How about a good old fashioned, “A,TAPR” O humble purveyor of truth?

AA’s incognito return is so compelling that even DS is getting on board the sandbagging train. DS, I’m in Pittsboro tonight and Chapel Hill tomorrow. As always, Lowe’s sends you their regards.

1) I hope that Lowe's burns to the ground. I don't give a damn if the Carolina Brewery burns down too. That doesn't bother me. The original on Franklin will still be there.

2) I don't give a damn if Phil Steele has UNC finishing second in the coastal. He's wrong. UNC will have 12 players suspended for selling shoes. The suspensions won't be announced until close to the Cal game. I don't care how much the OL has improved, the QB situation sucks, and the defense is a sieve.

3) NC State is dominating in-state recruiting these days. Things are only going to get worse. We cannot fire Fedora soon enough.

Really? An A,TAPR? Is this all which would be required to amuse such a feeble mind?

Is that before or after you wax poetic regarding an injustice to humanity only to follow up with a venomous rant directed towards something which, or someone whom, you consider incorrect.

Nay, say I. It isn’t worth my time or breath.

Btw, Mom is still doing well. She’ll be 91 in November and every day is a blessing.

Bless her. My Mom’s 95, and I am also grateful. We are both blessed.

And your impressive channeling of AA needs “knuckle dragging” and “mouth breathing” in there somewhere.

We are blessed. The loss of my brother still haunts me from 2+ years ago. He truly was my mentor growing up. His twin joined the Army when I had just turned 10 so he is the one who taught me to hunt fish drive... I’d lost other persons of course but this was the first of my siblings to pass.

Knuckle dragging and mouth breathing? I always assumed he was paying some form of compliment by reflection of your most positive attributes. I fear I would accomplish more by pulling weeds.

Condolences again on the loss of your brother.

"Knuckle dragging" and "mouth breathing" were some of AA's milder comments about me. Here are some true AA classics:

Re: Puterbac News Network and Political Discussion Thread

Postby AlabamAlum » Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:09 pm
Prof

With all due respect, I never tried to shut you up, cupcake. I just wanted you to stay away from me and have enough respect to keep your fecal spew off my team's board. Of course you refused because it would have been the decent thing to do and you cannot have that one small act of niceness ruin your perfect record of pettiness. You are one of the worst people I have ever encountered on the various boards I have frequented over the years. Nothing anyone could tell me about you would surprise me. If someone said you had absconded with church funds, or were a pedophile, or had beaten up an elderly lady, or whatever, I would not be shocked. I would just shrug my shoulders, and say, "Really? Not surprised." and move on. In closing, I think you are a goddamned moron and you mix that room-temp IQ with the aforementioned pettiness, sprinkle in lies, deceit, and jumping to conclusions you aren't smart enough to grasp, and finally wrapping that giant mound of shit it in a borderline psychotic bow and proudly flaunting it around like some fucking badge of honor.

Re: SEC - Conference Discussion

Postby AlabamAlum » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:31 pm
Mad? No. I do like occasionally telling you that you are a moron; a cock-gobbling sack of shit. An idiot. Read and re-read my post. If you had a modicum of intelligence, you would understand it. You either do not or you're too petty to admit it.

Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Postby AlabamAlum » Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:30 pm
Prof,

I'm not thin skinned; let me explain my position clearly:

You are the worst. You sicken me. You cloak yourself in "the cloth" but it is just a vocation to you, not a calling. You spend your days bearing false witness, gossiping, and all manner of pettiness and assorted hypocrisies. Unlike the character George Bailey in "It's a Wonderful Life" the world would truly be a better place had you not been born.

And all of that is fine and good, and I can't force you into being a better man; however, when we cross paths, I will try. Or -at the least- I will take you to task for being an amoral fucktard - because you need to know that you are vile and contemptible.

Here's my personal favorite, where AA threatened my wife and children:

Re: Florida Gators

Postby AlabamAlum » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:49 am
Here is the thing, "prof" - I have asked you to keep my name outta your filthy mouth. I can't make you, but the more you do, the less kind I get. Up until now, i really haven't taken you to task or talked to you rudely. That, however, will change. I will make it my goal to hurt your feelings. No more "Mr. Nice Guy." Not just you, but your wife, kids, school, church, god, and anything else I can think of will become targets. Save us both the work and act like I do not exist. I shall do the same for you.

Classy act, that AA...

Harsh, but fair

Saban must have gotten mad at, or a little afraid of, Urban Meyer.

I hope some Bama fan doesn’t poison the trees on the lawn of Jalen Hurts’ family’s home.

I wish Jalen would hurt you...

An unusually poor effort for you. I expect something weak like that from your protoge Rat, but I hold you to higher standards than that.

"I wish Jalen poisoned you.." would have been much better.

Amatures

Maybe we can get Jalen Hurts to transfer to Auburn. We seem unable to recruit an elite QB out of high school, but we have had some success at transfers (Newton, Marshall).

After all this time I am still living rent free in Prof's diseased head. Digging up posts nearly two years old and posting them like an injured prepubescent girl. All I ever asked is that you leave me alone; to avoid engaging me on one single thread and that I would do you the same courtesy. You, of course, tasked me to continue. Add masochist to your other pathologies.

I never liked your gossiping and and your lies. I did my best to get you to stop making me poke you with a pointy stick. You just never would. So, I left. You can only club someone so much before it ceases being fun - no matter how contemptible the target.

Hiya, AA. Welcome back. Whassup?

It's time for your 2018 G,BIIT Post.

On second thought, don't bother. GBJ is doing a bang job imitating you. His line, "We don't even have a quarterback" was pure genius. He sounds more like you than you do. Stay away for as long as you like. GBJ's got this.

a G,BIIT? why bother? so another is able to say "sandbagger"?

here's the best one, UA is ranked 1 in the pre season AP poll...again... 3 years in a row... we've all seen how that turned out... only 2 championships since 2012

G,BIIT. Their recruiting has been subpar in the last few years. The talent cupboard is nearly bare. Their QB ranks are so thin that Saban is having trouble naming a starter. Also, Saban seems unable to maintain stability with his coordinators in recent years, which calls the stability of his program into question.

Plus, their schedule is typically brutal. Their OOC slate is ruthless as always, featuring a murderer’s row of Arkansas State, Louisiana, and the Citadel. That’s at least two losses right there. In the SEC West, Bama faces #18 Miss State and #25 LSU, which together will be a deadly duo. Unranked Ole Miss on the road is the Trap Game of the Year. Rumors are swirling about Auburn facing an NCAA Death Penalty by the start of the season, so a surprise bye week to end the season might be a chance for Bama to lick their wounds. But still, it would take a miracle for the Tide to even win their division.

Then there’s the TSIO Classic, where Saban will be going up against a team that has been giving him fits for the past decade. With a new head coach and a strong previous season to build upon, the Volunteers have the makings of an SEC champion written all over them, and could make short work of an overmatched Tide.

To summarize: expect Bama to struggle this year. Winning the SEC West is probably unrealistic, but they still have a puncher’s chance of a winning record and playing in the Birmingham Bowl.