The Goat Pen

Our favorite golfer ends the tournament with an eagle, gets a fist pump from his hot caddie/girlfriend, and collects a $40,000 check. On to the next tournament.

What a life...a short one, but pretty cool.

http://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/watc ... r-a-drink/

LMAO.

hedge wrote:Some dork in here was just extolling the virtues of some mom and pop Italian place in a nearby town, he ended his paean with the remark "It puts those high dollar places like Olive Garden to shame!"

Not so good this week.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-ce ... enior-pga/

Happy Birthday Hizzy...RIP

Indeed. Peace be upon you, brother Hizzy.

Surprised nobody's talking about the Gorilla in the room.

I do blame the zoo for building an enclosure that allows a kid to get access to a gorilla

I hate that animal had to die.

Agreed.

Patrons of Vegan Cafe Are Pelted With Meat in Tbilisi, Georgia

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/01/world ... orgia.html

I love the mournful violin soundtrack...

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When hunters in Russia found a distressed, orphaned bear cub, one loving couple took it upon themselves to nurse the poor thing back to health. Svetlana and Yuriy Panteleenko gave the three-month-old cub a home, one he still lives at 23 years later.

Now fully grown, Stepan the bear is fully domesticated. While it’s hard to imagine a docile bear, the Panteleenko’s assure us that Stepan is a very loving and sociable pet. Forget kibble, Stepan consumes a feast of 25kg of fish, eggs, and vegetables every day. Like a giant dog, he’s quite the goof; he loves playing with his favorite ball and cuddling up with his humans. “He absolutely loves people and is a really sociable bear," Svetlana says.

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Bad day for the bear camp.

"Stepan consumes a feast of 25kg of fish, eggs, and vegetables every day. Like a giant dog, he’s quite the goof; he loves playing with his favorite ball"

I wish they would slather your genitals with 25kg of fish and eggs and let Stephan play with your balls...

Yeah, that chimp in upstate NY was domesticated, too. It's all well and good until the day he decides to be a bear.

On the gorilla thing, I thought about bringing it up to you guys but didn't because it's a slam dunk case, in my estimation. I didn't expect anyone on here to feel any different about it. Personally, I don't understand how people can question the decision to take down the bear.

Or that it's anyone's fault. Things happen. You can easily lose track of a kid, and do you really want your zoo to make such a fortress that the experience is muted?

Went to a AAA baseball here and they have foul ball netting all the way down past first and third base. We've gone crazy.

Internet roasts...

http://runt-of-the-web.com/savage-reddit-roasts#1

....funny stuff


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Funny.

George Bush did shit on him, though. The dog was right about that.