The Goat Pen

What the fuck was that?

Now all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do?
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

it's a game of thrones remix of geto boys - damn it feels to be a gangster

the beginning of Tyrion's verse was the best part, reminded me exactly of bushwyck bill

Ah, the local music...

the beginning of Tyrion's verse was the best part, reminded me exactly of bushwyck bill

Is that a midget joke?

Yeah, I guess it essentially was a double entendre.

Speaking of NWA...

Fuck Da Police

http://nymag.com/print/?/nymetro/news/c ... ures/9269/

"I am perplexed as to why American citizens, regardless of their age, who have the education and wherewithal to assert their constitutional rights not to have officers of the state enter a private residence without a warrant, would be uniformly described in your May 14 news article . . . as 'arrogant,’ 'stupid,’ 'nervy,’ 'brazen’ and 'audacious.’ I have another word for it: patriotic." Michael J.Z. Mannheimer, a criminal-defense lawyer

so the Albert Brooks guy I was telling you about at work flooded his company paid apartment last night and the one below him because apparently he shit a block of velveeta cheese, the toilet overflowed and he didn't know to shut the toilet off.

I think he just ran around in circles acting like his head was on fire until the police came - which they did because the water - flowing thru the first and second floors and into the basement tripped the security system.

I'm guessing its at least $2K damage if not more.

I had to put him in a hotel last night.

suffice to say, his days are numbered at the company.

His days are numbered....or he's the next CEO.

I"m pretty sure he has Aspergers disease

actually I'm hoping he does because I've never met an adult who acted like this that was normal.

E got Temple Grandined

this guy ain't going to be talking to cows anytime soon

eCat wrote:so the Albert Brooks guy I was telling you about at work flooded his company paid apartment last night and the one below him because apparently he shit a block of velveeta cheese, the toilet overflowed and he didn't know to shut the toilet off.

I thought I sensed a disturbance in the force last evening.

Ummm, what kind of toilet runs and runs and runs until it ruins two apartments, regardless of whether you know how to shut it off?

You should photoshop a retarded monkey taking a crap on the roof, then we'd really have a true picture of everything.

how do you shut off a toilet?

T Dot O Dot wrote:how do you shut off a toilet?

you know it didn't occur to me until ATM post that two things had to have happened

1. he shit a turd so big it clogged the toilet and caused it to overflow

AND

2. he somehow broke the toilet to where it continued to attempt to fill the tank

you shut a toilet off at the valve under the tank where the water line connects to the wall.

eCat wrote:so the Albert Brooks guy I was telling you about at work flooded his company paid apartment last night and the one below him because apparently he shit a block of velveeta cheese, the toilet overflowed and he didn't know to shut the toilet off.

I think he just ran around in circles acting like his head was on fire until the police came - which they did because the water - flowing thru the first and second floors and into the basement tripped the security system.

I'm guessing its at least $2K damage if not more.

I had to put him in a hotel last night.

suffice to say, his days are numbered at the company.

I use to do that in jail. Never got an upgrade though.

you shut a toilet off at the valve under the tank where the water line connects to the wall.

I was thinking that maybe the valve wasnt exposed in the hotel bathroom. if it was and the guy is too stupid to figure out how to shut the water off then his days should be numbered.

no this was in an apartment that we rent for new hires during our training program

Just watched Limitless with that dude from the Hangover.

I liked it, I thought it was a semi plausible scenario which is always a plus.

I'm glad they didn't go the route where by using his full brain he could set people on fire and bend spoons with his mind.