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Charlotte Motor Speedway has unveiled new concession items in advance of Saturday night's Bank of America 500 Sprint Cup race, including healthy options in the name of Danica Patrick and the "funnel bacakonator," which, yes, combines funnel cake and bacon.

"Danica Patrick's Fit Fuel Menu" will feature items like turkey and veggie burgers, fruit and vegetables, trail mix and healthy energy bars. Never mind that Patrick will actually be racing across the country in the Izod IndyCar Series season finale on Sunday, her final race as a full-time driver in the IndyCar Series.

Across the country from the Danica menu, nutritionally speaking, there's the funnel bacakonator, which is a funnel cake covered in bacon pieces and strawberry and chocolate sauces.

that just sounds wrong

I got to admit, my dick moved a little seeing that.

Think of it as waffles with a side of bacon.

my dick always moves when I think of danica

thats not what you were taliking about though was it von nostrum........I mean BRM?

disgusting. That's only outdone by fried butter. Which is exactly what its name says.

Last year they had the Krispy Kreme burger...Pure goodness!

lookit crashcourse just begging for a big boot and legdrop

wow

this funnel bakonator talk is bringing em out of the woodwork

if I mention slivovitch who knows whom might show up

Docs internet alarm must have went off.

BACON! !!!!

Damn. Did you see that Indy car wreck? Dude died.

Wow!

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Damn.

dude that died won the indianpolis 500 this year

I counted 3 cars completely airborne

http://www.autoblog.com/photos/15-car-w ... to-4530509

ABC (video above) was actually broadcasting on board with Dan Wheldon's (#77) car right before they cut away to the overhead of the crash. You're literally seeing his last few seconds of conciousness. TV and IndyCar people probably glad for that cut away (although all it probably shows is the camera going out).

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abc had the will power incar also which was on the entire accident. looked surreal watching his incar

power was at least 15 foot in the air --hes the 12 car in the pics

Fox and Telemundo have been granted the USA English and Spanish media rights respectively by FIFA for the 2018 and 2022 World Cups.

Rumored rights fees are $600M for Telemundo (up from $325M for Univision for 2010 and 2014) for the Spanish rights and $500M for Fox (up from $100M last year for ESPN for 2010 and 2014).

Quite the ass-kicking delivered straight up Man U's ass at Old Trafford today.