The Goat Pen

There is no difference in all of them.

Except the Scots. They are different.

Stark raving lunatics up there.

Fuck all of you.

Scot Irish - the original white trash

Well, she asked.

http://youtu.be/btAbU1sPqIM

Duh

1986 Master's, go the the 11:00 mark and watch Nicklaus pop his collar after Langer puts the green jacket on him. The look on his face is saying "fuck all ya'll that didn't believe I could win this thing again"...

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Might just pop the collar this weekend in his honor....Haven't popped the collar in a while...

The wife will drop the hammer down on that shit real fast.

"You look like a college d-bag"

<a little of DS dies inside>

Jack didn't pop it for it to stay up, he just popped it quickly in a "brush your shoulders off" manner, as if to say "check out this shit, motherfuckers"...

Did he tell you that?

What happened to Ernie Els on the first green today? Cletus?

6 putts from inside of 4 feet

total meltdown

and don't call me cletus

I heard he said "this is why people quit golf"

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spieth blowing a 5 shot lead with a quad on a par 3/ernie 6 putting from 4 feet, the amateur with 1 of the lead then blowing 2 drives closer to the first hole losing one getting a triple, anyhoo nice to see the players at the masters playing crashcourse type golf.

good story here
On the 10th hole Saturday, Bubba Watson hit one of his patended sidewinder tee shots into the trees. There, he butted heads with a patron—this is Augusta, so you better not call them "fans" or "spectators" because God forbid they have an uncivilized name—Watson felt was crowding him.

"Can you back up, you're really not supposed to be back here," he said according to the story.

"Neither is your ball," the fan said.

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I don't know what that tastes like but I know what dig a hole and throw up into it on the beach all day tastes like

Rookie

Speaking of rookie, we went out for New Year's Eve one year, before we went out I kept saying New Year's Eve was amateur night. Early in the evening, I ate some hor dourves at one party we went to and it didn't sit well with me. At the next party I feeling sick and asked the guy if I could go to the upstairs bathroom but he didn't want anybody up there b/c the dogs were up there, but the only bathroom downstairs was basically right by where everybody was standing around so I didn't want to go in there to throw up. I should've just gone outside, but I went into the downstairs bathroom and took off my wool sweater to avoid soiling it and threw it on the vanity and got over the toilet and did my business.

I wasn't drunk at all, had barely had anything to drink, but by the time I got thru vomiting, I noticed the room was getting smokey. I looked over at vanity and there was evidently a candle on it and my sweater was in flames. I panicked and threw it in the toilet and closed the lid, but the damage has been done. Smoke everywhere and my sweater in toilet. There was no way I could just leave, so I told the guy what had happened (who I did not know very well, so it was awkward). He was slightly pissed, but not as bad as it could've been. Long story short, every New Year's Eve I get texts from all those people I was out with that simply reads "Amateur Night!!"