The Goat Pen

RIP Garry Shandlin heart attack

Chicago and Seattle.

I've eaten at Chipotle twice in the last month or so - at different locations.

Both times based on past experience I expected it to be busy and it wasn't

The down side is I can't get any salsa because of heartburn but the upside is I have a great poop about an hour afterwards

I'd rather hear stories about more heartburn, less poop...

I am done with heartburn
the juice isn't worth the squeeze

You evidently don't mind the squeeze on the back end...

eCat wrote:I am done with heartburn
the juice isn't worth the squeeze

I have uh, whatever that surgery is called an= drink Metamucil. No heartburn and shit like a teenager.

Rewflux.

Man, I eat about 10 Tums a day.

10ac wrote:

eCat wrote:I am done with heartburn
the juice isn't worth the squeeze

I have uh, whatever that surgery is called an= drink Metamucil. No heartburn and shit like a teenager.

Lobotomy?

I's rather have a bottle in front of me...

I used to eat a family size bottle of Tums EXs every 4 or 5 days. No heartburn since the reflux surgery. I can eat anything I want.

I didn't realize there was a surgery option

what did they do?

Cut your fucking heart out...

eCat wrote:I didn't realize there was a surgery option

what did they do?

It's an out patient surgery. Two small incisions. They use part of your stomach to make a new sphincter. I haven't had heartburn in about twenty years(?) Surgery and home the same day.

Did they cure your aids too?

10ac wrote:

eCat wrote:I didn't realize there was a surgery option

what did they do?

It's an out patient surgery. Two small incisions. They use part of your stomach to make a new sphincter. I haven't had heartburn in about twenty years(?) Surgery and home the same day.

I wonder why I've never heard of this?
They shoved a balloon down my throat to expand my esophagus about 20 years ago

Hedge used to shove balloons of crack up his asshole.

I need this.