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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:23 pm

RIP Garry Shandlin heart attack

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:40 pm

Chicago and Seattle.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:53 pm

I've eaten at Chipotle twice in the last month or so - at different locations.

Both times based on past experience I expected it to be busy and it wasn't

The down side is I can't get any salsa because of heartburn but the upside is I have a great poop about an hour afterwards
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:00 pm

I'd rather hear stories about more heartburn, less poop...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:04 pm

I am done with heartburn
the juice isn't worth the squeeze
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Mar 25, 2016 8:15 pm

You evidently don't mind the squeeze on the back end...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:51 pm

eCat wrote:I am done with heartburn
the juice isn't worth the squeeze
I have uh, whatever that surgery is called an= drink Metamucil. No heartburn and shit like a teenager.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:51 pm

Rewflux.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:24 pm

Man, I eat about 10 Tums a day.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:37 pm

10ac wrote:
eCat wrote:I am done with heartburn
the juice isn't worth the squeeze
I have uh, whatever that surgery is called an= drink Metamucil. No heartburn and shit like a teenager.

Lobotomy?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:12 am

I's rather have a bottle in front of me...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:16 am

I used to eat a family size bottle of Tums EXs every 4 or 5 days. No heartburn since the reflux surgery. I can eat anything I want.
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Post by eCat » Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:56 am

I didn't realize there was a surgery option

what did they do?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:14 am

Cut your fucking heart out...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:19 am

eCat wrote:I didn't realize there was a surgery option

what did they do?
It's an out patient surgery. Two small incisions. They use part of your stomach to make a new sphincter. I haven't had heartburn in about twenty years(?) Surgery and home the same day.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 27, 2016 6:50 am

Did they cure your aids too?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Mar 27, 2016 7:00 am

10ac wrote:
eCat wrote:I didn't realize there was a surgery option

what did they do?
It's an out patient surgery. Two small incisions. They use part of your stomach to make a new sphincter. I haven't had heartburn in about twenty years(?) Surgery and home the same day.

I wonder why I've never heard of this?
They shoved a balloon down my throat to expand my esophagus about 20 years ago
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 27, 2016 8:05 am

Hedge used to shove balloons of crack up his asshole.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Sun Mar 27, 2016 2:20 pm

Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Sun Mar 27, 2016 3:55 pm

I need this.

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