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lol.
Marty LOVED me.
Marty LOVED me.
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Clashmore Mike would tell me that it drove him crazy that the only other Irish fan at the Megasite was Marty. He felt embarassed to root for the same team. Having some lunatic BC fans troll here from time to time with their inane banter, I know how that feels.AlabamAlum wrote:lol.
Marty LOVED me.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Marty was such a contemptuous person to call him a blaggard would be a complement
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Finally dusted off that Word Of The Day calendar, huh BBB?
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kevi - heh, my mother was born in England to an Irish mother and English father. Her family emigrated to Canada in the late 20's after her mother and father divorced and finally to Chicago in the early 30's. She was an inveterate reader and her conversation normally included words that required looking up. A big collegiate dictionary was front and center on a book shelf in our house. She was particularly good at using derogatory phrases when discussing someone she did not like. Neither she nor my father were inclined to use curse words and believed the proper use of English gave anyone more than enough ammunition to verbally spar with out resorting to cursing.
Ergo, Marty lacked the humanity to be a blaggard and didn't need to be referred to as a fucking asshole.
Ergo, Marty lacked the humanity to be a blaggard and didn't need to be referred to as a fucking asshole.
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Then she would have cringed at your use of the improper homonym "complement"
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absolutely - it would have resulted in a 5 to 10 minute discourse on proper usage finished off with an admonition to proof read and be sure of my usage before commiting anything to paperKeviNole wrote:Then she would have cringed at your use of the improper homonym "complement"
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Your mother sounds a lot like my wife's father, though I suspect his disciplinary style was far more extreme than you experienced.
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My mother (a PhD) would give me rewards for answering MAT questions.
"Mom, can I use the car?"
"Depends. JUTLAND : (____) :: HOKKAIDO : JAPAN.
A. Germany
B. Denmark
C. New Zealand
D. British Isles"
"Shit."
My bedtime stories usually came from Scientific American.
"Mom, can I use the car?"
"Depends. JUTLAND : (____) :: HOKKAIDO : JAPAN.
A. Germany
B. Denmark
C. New Zealand
D. British Isles"
"Shit."
My bedtime stories usually came from Scientific American.
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I'll bet you were particularly fond of the article where the physics basis of laser operation was detailed. I know it is in my top 10.
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Gator Bowl. That sounds funny coming from a UT fan.bluetick wrote:Heard that if two SEC teams make the playoffs then a 7-5 Tennessee has an excellent shot at the Gator Bowl. Hells yeah..
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I think IB is Marty.
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A short video of Da Rat....
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Let the Jones era begin
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Terrible
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We've had the bowl blue balls for 3 years. Whichever dinky bowl gets us better have seats for 80k..
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Prefer the Gator or Outback?
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Well, you can't spell Outback...
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The ol' ball coach had a good one with that Citrus quip. Works with Outback, too - heh.
Course we crushed his dream season last year...and then we stole one in Columbia the other night. Bitch is a karma.
Spurrier Apologizes for Post-TN Game Interview Walkout - CBSSports.com
Course we crushed his dream season last year...and then we stole one in Columbia the other night. Bitch is a karma.
Spurrier Apologizes for Post-TN Game Interview Walkout - CBSSports.com
"OMG, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I AM FUCKED!"