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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:33 pm

Do chickens count?
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:37 pm

If it has beady eyes, a beak and feathers it makes her catatonic.
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Re: College Football

Post by Cletus » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:42 pm

Bklyn wrote:My wife is petrified of birds...which is infinitely worse than equinophobia.
Mine, too. It's ridiculous.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:42 pm

What about puffins? Puffins are the clowns of the sea...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:43 pm

Squirrels. Suburban rats.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:44 pm

that horse might throw a tantrum...heh

WHERE IS MY GODDAMNED OATS!!!!!! WHOSE NECK DO I HAVE TO BITE TO GET SOME OATS UP IN HERE?
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Re: College Football

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:47 pm

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:05 pm

hedge wrote:I can't remember the last time I saw a horse throw a tantrum, but I bet it's not a pretty sight...
It's not. Trust me. We have horses, but I don't mess with them much because of that.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:15 pm

OK, the run of posts were pretty solid...and Wiz's pic is priceless.
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:49 pm

Petrino has had 3 representatives contact UK on his behalf. UK has sent word back that he is not under consideration.
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Re: College Football

Post by crotch » Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:19 pm

eCat wrote:Petrino has had 3 representatives contact UK on his behalf. UK has sent word back that he is not under consideration.
Kentucky is not interested in developing a championship football program. Even though Petrino's character is less than desirable, he would no doubt have UK in the top tier of the SEC in 3-4 years just as he did with Arkie. Barnhart should have been fired along with Joker. Even Joe B understands that Petrino would be a great hire. If Joe B says it OK, it's OK with me also. Enjoy being on the bottom rung of the SEC ladder in football. UK deserves that distinction.
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Re: College Football

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:06 am

"If Joe B says it OK, it's OK with me also."

What if Joe B says he's OK with you giving blowjobs or getting your ass peppered?
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Re: College Football

Post by eCat » Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:00 am

you should hear the fans talking about who we can get - Rex Ryan, Cowher, Gruden - they are idiots

and you have another set that is talking about the best we can do is an OC or DC from a fired staff that failed at another school
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:23 am

Memphis passed on Kirby Smart.

Think about that for a minute...
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:25 am

I did. Still....nothing.
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Re: College Football

Post by Dave23 » Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:41 am

efz
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Re: College Football

Post by Fifer » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:08 pm

Just got back from South Bend. Everyone is pissin' their pants with excitment . The BCS championship looms before the Domers like Dorothy before the Emerald City. They're not there yet, but my God isn't it beautiful.
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Re: College Football

Post by Saint » Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:54 pm

SC will fuck that up and it'll end up being Oregon vs. Alabama when all's said and done.
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Re: College Football

Post by AugustWest » Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:10 pm

No they wont. SC sucks. Bama will beat ND 12-9 in the worst MNC game since BYU beat a 6-5 Michigan.
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Re: College Football

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:28 pm

Worst? Sounds great to me. Go figure....
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