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Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun May 08, 2011 6:03 pm

It's me Karen wrote:In light of what's happened this past week, I'm going to relax with a bin Laden drink. That's two shots and a splash of sea water.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Sun May 08, 2011 10:17 pm

It's me Karen wrote:Damn, I love that song. I have it for my ring tone.
From the script of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High":

Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV., especially "Kashmir."
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun May 08, 2011 10:52 pm

Exactly

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Post by It's me Karen » Mon May 09, 2011 6:09 am

That'll work.

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Post by Toemeesleather » Mon May 09, 2011 7:36 am

said "pure sea salt".


Sea salt has slightly less sodium.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon May 09, 2011 12:35 pm

I hope the Varsity never uses sea salt, or any other "healthy" ingredients.
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Post by Toemeesleather » Mon May 09, 2011 1:04 pm

They lost a notch or two in the 90's when they changed to canola oil.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon May 09, 2011 1:53 pm

The canola oil doesn't seem to have ruined the onion rings. They still leave a sheen on your chin.

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Post by innocentbystander » Mon May 09, 2011 2:20 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:
It's me Karen wrote:Damn, I love that song. I have it for my ring tone.
From the script of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High":

Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV., especially "Kashmir."
Mr Damone, you forgot number six, much MUCH more important than number five. When you are going to put your dick in a 15 year old high school freshman, make sure you use a condom, particularly if you are a two-pump-and blow kind of guy. This prevent future events such as her cornering you under the bleachers looking for $75 and a ride to the woman's clinic.
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Post by Toemeesleather » Mon May 09, 2011 4:38 pm

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon May 09, 2011 11:23 pm

innocentbystander wrote:
Professor Tiger wrote:
It's me Karen wrote:Damn, I love that song. I have it for my ring tone.
From the script of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High":

Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV., especially "Kashmir."
Mr Damone, you forgot number six, much MUCH more important than number five. When you are going to put your dick in a 15 year old high school freshman, make sure you use a condom, particularly if you are a two-pump-and blow kind of guy. This prevent future events such as her cornering you under the bleachers looking for $75 and a ride to the woman's clinic.
IB must be the parent of a teenage girl. Dimone is a nightmare for such a one.
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Post by Dora » Tue May 10, 2011 8:47 am

:?: :?: :?: :?:
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Post by bluetick » Tue May 10, 2011 9:07 am

There was a particularly poignant moment in that movie...a pool, Phoebe Cates, Cars "Moving in Stereo"
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue May 10, 2011 9:12 am

One of the best movie scenes of all time - no doubt.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue May 10, 2011 9:36 am

If they filmed that scene today, the director and whole film crew would be arrested.
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Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 10, 2011 2:40 pm

bluetick wrote:There was a particularly poignant moment in that movie...a pool, Phoebe Cates, Cars "Moving in Stereo"
Poor Judge Reinhold.

I think Phoebe was only 17 years old when she filmed those full frontal nudity scenes in that Blue Lagoon rip-off movie Paradise with Willie Ames. I think they had to film it in another country or everyone on the set would have been arrested.
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Tue May 10, 2011 2:51 pm

God bless other countries.

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Post by innocentbystander » Tue May 10, 2011 3:03 pm

Dr. Nostron wrote:God bless other countries.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebe_Cates
wiki wrote:After ending her modeling career, Cates decided upon acting.[5] Although her father was an actor as well, he wasn't enthusiastic about his daughter becoming an actress.[5] Cates' movie debut was in Paradise (released 1982, filmed March to May 1981).[6] At the age of 17 she played a starring role and did several fully nude scenes in the movie, which had a plot very similar to The Blue Lagoon. Cates later regretted being in the movie, and said: "What I learned was never to do a movie like that again."[5] According to her co-star Willie Aames, "she will have nothing to do with the film. She's really upset about it. She won't do any promotion with me."
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She has regrets. I mean it wasn't her Academy Award winning performance like what she had in Gremlins or Drop Dead Fred, but still....

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