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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:54 pm
by sardis
Who's the father?
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:59 pm
by eCat
I love drugs like that
give them to me everyday
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:52 pm
by CAT
you like cortisone? If it works I guess I will too! took two attempts, then he changed his approach by this time my nails were firmly dug into the ceiling. Will take about a week to see if it worked!eCat wrote:I love drugs like that
give them to me everyday
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 3:53 pm
by eCat
no
the drugs for the epideral
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:40 pm
by crashcourse
sounds like she didn't get the versed/fentanyl cocktail before the epidural or she would be nail digging
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 4:49 pm
by eCat
oh
I ask for versed if I have a headcold now
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:24 pm
by Jungle Rat
I ask for weed.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 7:30 am
by CAT
they didn't give me any drugs, before or after.eCat wrote:no
the drugs for the epideral
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:39 am
by eCat
this is what fucking happens when $5 footlongs go up to $5.50
Jared Fogle: Former Subway Spokesman Attacked in Prison
Fogle, who is serving a 15 year jail term, was attacked by a fellow inmate while in the yard at Englewood, TMZ reports. He suffered injuries to his face and neck.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:09 am
by eCat
today's challenge
tell my wife I broke the glass lid to her high dollar ceramic cooking pot or just wait until she notices in a week that its missing and play dumb
I've gone with the latter before and she usually blames the kids.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:33 am
by Saint
Go buy one from Goodwill and replace it
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:35 am
by eCat
I think we both know what I'm going to do here
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:45 am
by crashcourse
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:26 pm
by BigRedMan
Nope. This is how I see it going down:
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Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:24 pm
by Gator by God's Grace
I sense that ecat will soon be on spaghetti probation very soon. enjoy "Toast Night" buddyro!
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:19 am
by hedge
I'm thinking my recent re-post of The Ballad of eCat being run oftt from the cracker barrel is what drew Gator (the author of that ditty, IIRC) back in. Or maybe it was March Madness...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:51 am
by eCat
I told her...I didn't want the boy to take the rap.
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:44 am
by hedge
You shouldn't mollycoddle him like that...
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 4:49 pm
by Saint
Gator by God's Grace wrote:I sense that ecat will soon be on spaghetti probation very soon. enjoy "Toast Night" buddyro!
Kudos for the accurate use of "buddyro"
Re: Uncle Bud
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:43 pm
by eCat
I've found something to replace her anger. I worked on the brakes on the van tonight and didn't pump them before I started the van, so I launched the van into the butterfly terrace when I put in drive. We no longer have a butterfly terrace or a front license plate on the van.
I made those screaming goat sounds trying to stop the van
blaaaahhhhhh.......BLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHh
