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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 17, 2024 11:54 am

He ain't got no girlfriends. He's sending dick pics to tic tok minors.
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Post by Tree » Thu Dec 19, 2024 12:31 am

Awkward!
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Post by eCat » Wed Jan 08, 2025 12:00 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Tree » Fri Jan 10, 2025 1:14 am

Nice. By the time he dies they’ll be able to play that clip on a lcd display on his tombstone.
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Post by Tree » Sat Feb 01, 2025 10:38 pm

Watch out if we sign Alonso. Shits going to be on like donkey kong.
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Post by Tree » Sat Feb 08, 2025 10:45 pm

Alonso 2 year $54 mil. Could have gotten more but wants to win.

Also Nimmo was selected as top 6 left fielder in the NL by some sports outlet, forget who. Nice…
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Post by Tree » Tue Feb 11, 2025 12:16 am

Now that football is finally over, it’s time to move on to other things. What’s going to happen with baseball? If I was Cohen And we made the playoffs, I would hire Alec Baldwin to come into the clubhouse every night and give a talk.

ABC. Always Be Closing.

AIDA. Attention. Interest. Decision. Action.

Get fired up you son of a bitches!!
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Post by eCat » Tue Mar 18, 2025 9:56 am

a new villian has arrived in baseball

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Tree » Tue Mar 18, 2025 10:14 pm

he’s fat
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Post by Saint » Tue Mar 18, 2025 11:27 pm

His neck and head are like a tree trunk with face-shaped bark
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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 19, 2025 8:24 am

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Saint » Wed Mar 19, 2025 12:34 pm

One of our local high school baseball coaches here is basically a Kenny Powers prototype with a poodle mullet and the ability to cram at least 5 sports metaphors in every postgame comment.
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Post by aTm » Wed Mar 19, 2025 12:45 pm

That's everywhere man, not just local to you.
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Post by eCat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:44 am

love this

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 23, 2025 12:38 pm

Opening Day is almost here

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Post by eCat » Wed Mar 26, 2025 1:20 pm

my entire team that lives in Cinci asked off for tomorrow.

Opening day is such a big thing here. There are all hanging out at Findlay
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 26, 2025 4:51 pm

Nobody went to school on Opening Day.
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Post by sardis » Thu Mar 27, 2025 1:17 pm

I think this is the 3rd year in a row the Pirates have not opened at home. I thought they rotated that sort of thing.
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