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Re: Baseball
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 2:44 pm
by hedge
Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2024 8:59 pm
Detroit & San Diego would make for a nice World Series.
Hammer and anvil would make for a nice way to pancake your nuts...
Re: Baseball
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2024 4:12 pm
by Jungle Rat
Nice
Re: Baseball
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2024 12:54 am
by Tree
Almost got a DWI tonight, brahs. I went to pick up some weed from my homie out in a country area. We both agreed on the time and place. When I got to his place at the trailer park, he wasn't there but his Latina pill head wife was, and she was not happy to see me. She yelled at me to GTFO and may have even waved a gun. It's a little hazy. so not sure. So I left pissed off and crashed my car into the ditch in the driving rain otw home. A state trooper found me and immediately broke bad. I knew I was fucked but for some reason, he let me wait on the side of the road in my now dead car while a local police came. Needless to say as soon as his pig-mobile was out of site I made a mad dash for the woods and gtfo of there Ran my ass for at least an hour to a gas station on the outskirts of town and called an Uber from there. They can suck my dick. The gods were kind to me tonight. Go Mets!
Re: Baseball
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2024 3:31 pm
by sardis
Re: Baseball
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2024 11:01 pm
by Tree
Always liked Darvish. One of my favorite pitchers.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 3:59 am
by DooKSucks
Tree wrote: ↑Sat Oct 05, 2024 12:54 am
Almost got a DWI tonight, brahs. I went to pick up some weed from my homie out in a country area. We both agreed on the time and place. When I got to his place at the trailer park, he wasn't there but his Latina pill head wife was, and she was not happy to see me. She yelled at me to GTFO and may have even waved a gun. It's a little hazy. so not sure. So I left pissed off and crashed my car into the ditch in the driving rain otw home. A state trooper found me and immediately broke bad. I knew I was fucked but for some reason, he let me wait on the side of the road in my now dead car while a local police came. Needless to say as soon as his pig-mobile was out of site I made a mad dash for the woods and gtfo of there Ran my ass for at least an hour to a gas station on the outskirts of town and called an Uber from there. They can suck my dick. The gods were kind to me tonight. Go Mets!
Dumbass, you run from the scene as soon as you get in the wreck, go straight to a convenience store if possible, buy a case of beer, throw a bunch of the beer in a ditch and when they find you, explain you were freaked out, needed to get a buzz to calm your nerves and most of the time law enforcement will have major issues establishing your impairment was applicable to the driving and not just to after the accident.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 9:33 am
by Jungle Rat
He's full of shit.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 5:04 pm
by Tree
Not bad, DS.
Re: Baseball
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2024 7:43 am
by Tree
Mets are hungry and ready to go. Phillies are old, fat, and stupid.